Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

June 2014

FrugalBeautiful “Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody’s following.” - @postsecret

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jun 27th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@iShBuu seems like sound logic, doubly so if we get an invite from @RonOglesby to come partake.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

also, not at all what I was expecting.

via Twitter for iPhone

some books you just aren’t meant to finish reading at 11:30pm…

via Twitter for iPhone

100GirlsofCode Today travel to @chattlibrary @4thfloorchatt to teach web programming and game development pic.twitter.com/84AokOEar7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Jun 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

two different posts in the @vmwarehorizon discussion forum about local mode, someone(s) were actually using that feature?!?!?

via Twitter for iPhone

mashable The “Star Wars: Episode VII” cast photo is even better in Lego: on.mash.to/1pOV4v4 pic.twitter.com/YKhdso54Ng

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Jun 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@UnideskCorp Most of the time now, my issues are MA or layer revision issues, rare to have one that impacts production desktops.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UnideskCorp

My phone just autocorrected uml to useless; I can only assume this is a trapped programmer’s cry for help.

via Twitter for iPhone

FastCoDesign “Fall in love with three things: a person, a place, and an activity.” 10 tips to succeed: f-st.co/bPle4FJ pic.twitter.com/JMbjPJ75qZ

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Jun 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

amyengineer RT @casheeew: Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke? pic.twitter.com/nOQ49duFP5 <<hilarious.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jun 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

thinkgeek Today in Geek History: The Spaceballs film released into theaters in 1987. May the Schwartz be with you! pic.twitter.com/VV58YF8DHm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Jun 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Michael_EDavis fair enough. I should be safe from that, making progress on a couple of issues/projects.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Michael_EDavis

Sign your admin is having a good day: they’re making jokes built on the craziness of MS licensing.

via Twitter for iPhone

Hey @UnideskCorp, any chance the “number of desktops” field on the support form could go back to optional? —pointless for many issues

via Twitter for iPhone

Kludgist I just signed a contract with @OReillyMedia to write a book: Web Scraping with Python!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Jun 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

When all else fails, take apart the back half of a blade server.

via Twitter for iPhone

On a more positive note, may have saved an OS install today with some info from the @UnideskCorp forums. :)

via Twitter for iPad

I saw parts of the @VMware website today I had not seen before. I fear I’ll have to go back to those parts…

via Twitter for iPad

Yes, I was playing air drums today.

via Twitter for iPad

Should you ever find me in my office playing air-drums, just remember, could be worse, I could actually have drum sticks.

via Twitter for iPad

odannyboy OH: “What would you do if you were just 10% braver?”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jun 22nd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

“… for our friends
Eric and Kat Meyer. And for their daughter Rebecca and her love for
#663399.” - Daniel Glazman, lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…

via Twitter for iPad

downside to digital software distribution, the line to pick up copies of @vmwarehorizon last night would have been a fun crowd to hang with.

via Twitter for iPhone

andreleibovici VMware Horizon View Client now can now be installed in a VM that has Horizon View Agent installed. That’s nice! Finally… @vmwareview

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

earlg3 Horizon View Blast Secure Gateway now supports 800 connections per server (up from 350).

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OH: “Ain’t no outage like a systems outage”

via Twitter for iPhone

@cswolf careful with that, pitching country songs is how a lot of people get stranded in Nashville.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cswolf

SaraJChipps If your users login with their email address and you instead prompt them for user name you might be a redneck.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Jun 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPad)

@gunnarwb realize I’m a bit late to the party, but congratulations! Look forward to you make those of us I’m View shops very jealous.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gunnarwb

mattrobin140s For the Little Spark, sharing this cleveland.com/metro/index.ss… Thanks for the support via @mollydotcom Cc: @meyerweb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Jun 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Walking down the hallway with “found” leftovers from a meeting is such a rewarding feeling. I probably looked entirely too happy with myself

via Twitter for iPhone

Wearing purple & thinking of @meyerweb and family today.

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu Happy birthday! Maybe things will end in a win for your team?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

jessitron Computer science can’t eliminate complexity any more than rocket science can eliminate gravity. @pwang

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Jun 11th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

*grumble grumble* self checkout *grumble grumble*

via Twitter for iPhone

misheard phrase of the day: leper’s quorum

via Twitter for iPhone

The radio is such a confusing place.

via Twitter for iPhone

hollybrocks This job title is akin to ‘George Orwell - Typist’ (via @BuzzFeed) pic.twitter.com/pzfKm91OAv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Jun 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Observation from earlier today: singing “it’s the end of the world…” as a storm rolls in is probably not the best plan.

via Twitter for iPhone

Did @rzylowski’s info on .net best practices make it into a @UnideskCorp KB article, or are the slides still the best documentation?

via Twitter for iPhone

I know they aren’t the most loved feature, but templates in are such a time saver. Would hate to work without them.

via Twitter for iPhone

Windows update, why must you pain me so.

via Twitter for iPhone

Read @Tegile’s tweet about shipping #1,000 units & shaved head CEOs, immediately thought: “Don (@grouchyCEO) must loose a lot of bets”

via Twitter for iPhone

Downside of a week of vSphere training with Howard and @NHNashville: I want to use all my ideas at once. Upside: had a good week.

via Twitter for iPad

If your password is a part of fashion, it is time for a new password. laughingsquid.com/artist-creates… (work of @lorrietweet via: @evilDwn, @troyhunt)

via Twitter for iPad

BiIIMurray I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Jun 9th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

kellabyte The amount of time your cluster is 100% healthy diminishes as it grows in size, until the point it’s almost never healthy.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jun 6th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

THX This week Ghostbusters and Gremlins both turn 30. Don’t cross the streams.. after midnight.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Jun 5th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Four days of training, still tried like six times to delete a VM.

via Twitter for iPhone

Nothing says serious discussion about reliable system design quite like a table of Taco Bell.

via Twitter for iPhone

because nothing says “I plan to take today seriously” like Fruit Loops. twitpic.com/e5f9mt

via Twitpic on iOS

sometimes the bits just need to be smaller…

via Twitter for iPhone

In vSphere training, discussing MS licensing. Maybe it is time to .

via Twitter for iPhone

Chris_Mellor Dell planning to converge Compellent and EqualLogic storage array lines - theregister.co.uk/2014/06/02/del…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jun 2nd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@CharlesGonzales 3 students (total) in the class, so 2/3 of the class is TTU systems. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharlesGonzales

@CharlesGonzales I feel like I’ve joined an exclusive club, the trainer and the other students where all in an exchange class together.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CharlesGonzales

“Thank your local mac user” - me

via Twitter for iPhone

Figured it was a little warm to wear my @UnideskCorp jacket, so rocking my “I ❤️VDI” pin for vSphere training today.

via Twitter for iPhone

melissapierce Holy shit! @BornWCuriosity went from 99% to 110% funded in minutes! Thank you thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Jun 1st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)