Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

February 2014

@grouchyCEO I think I will now feel forever underdressed when I interact with @UnideskCorp support.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

anyone else seen @vmwareview stop performing pool power operations? find a non-destructive way to correct?

via Twitter for iPhone

ghc The Director of the Grace Hopper Celebration will be hosting a love fb chat about submissions on Monday-what questions do you have?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Feb 28th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

timbarrett joke of the day:

$search = Get-Droids | Where{$_ -notnear $jedi} ` If($search -eq $null){Move-Along}

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Feb 28th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Seen in Bruner today: @dougtalbert in a tie! seminar today, online learning.

via Twitter for iPhone

“I saw the blue screen” — yes, you have to sing it :)

via Twitter for iPhone

@UnideskCorp promotions like this seem like a good way to end with a webinar full of sleepy people. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to UnideskCorp

@rdcumby, your news tweets are making me further and further behind on my “to read” pile.

via Twitter for Mac

Found @elbrownmcne in Bruner Hall today. Everyone say hi to Eric!

via Twitter for iPhone

Payoff: quick login + pre-populated application settings = happy desktop pool.

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimPConroy :) Hasn’t been bad so much as long. Probably a good thing I haven’t had to outrun anything; fear I wouldn’t be very successful.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimPConroy

VM console said “Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE …” and I did, twice in a row, despite the chastising from vSphere client

via Twitter for iPhone

FastCoDesign “Star Wars”-themed gowns invade Fashion Week. f-st.co/aDQkgUu pic.twitter.com/ZjgmEUIdEE

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Feb 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Today’s challenge, how many times can I rebuild the same VM?

via Twitter for iPhone

jtroyer The Software-Defined Advisory System declares a Severe Risk of Converged Infrastructure Mudslinging pic.twitter.com/RW5T189eZS

via web (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Feb 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Autocorrect tried to create a “Monday badger”, that could work.

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m normally not a Monday basher, but this morning is making it quite clear today is a Monday.

via Twitter for iPhone

can I tweet something as an “OH” when I’m the one that said it and I actual typed in an IM conversation?

via Twitter for Mac

pezholio Lego Space evolution: From 80s command line to 00s GUI pic.twitter.com/VsSTyseqJY

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Feb 23rd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OReillyMedia The Internet Runs On Linux - one week only, save 50% on Linux ebooks $17.99 (Save 50%) Use code WKLNUXS oreil.ly/1fhrQ4J

via HootSuite (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Feb 21st, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

So within the last week I learned that Douglas Coupland has a new book coming out! coupland.com/portfolio/wors…

via Twitter for Mac

@jenseninman Look forward to the reviews. Either way, looks like I just got even more behind on my “to read” pile.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jenseninman

suggestion: @TNCodeAcademy’s @100GirlsofCode. , a summer program for girls age 12-18. Topics: code, web, games.

via Twitter for iPhone

TNCodeAcademy Think we can get trending in TN today? @100GirlsofCode

via web (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Feb 21st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

NCWIT Apply to the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy Summer Internship Program. Deadline is March 7. 1.usa.gov/1dZmVDK

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Feb 21st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Pretty sure I reached maximum exposure to vSphere for the week.

via Twitter for iPhone

@grouchyCEO @UnideskCorp Whatever you’re doing, keep doing it, seems to work well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

@grouchyCEO the coffee supply for @UnideskCorp takes more than one check? Must be good stuff.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

Just found out I was already in the process of fixing a problem I only sorta knew I had, thanks @UnideskCorp!

via Twitter for iPhone

CuteOverloads Just a cute baby otter checking you out. pic.twitter.com/PMj3fYLsoc

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Feb 21st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@caffeinerush, I agree with you, ramen noodles make every experience more complete!

via Twitter for iPhone

SciencePorn When kids look up to great scientists the way they do to great musicians and actors, civilization will jump to the next level. -Brian Greene

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@jenseninman planning to post any reviews/comments on those as you go?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenseninman

@gunnarwb same as @edswindelles, in higher ed. Probably have contacts that would fit any other description, happy to make connections.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gunnarwb

Glad to see @jmspool and @jenseninman’s @UnicornInstitut kickstarted cross the $100k mark.

via Twitter for Mac

ireneau Sobering stats on the state of computer science education in America. The divide will widen if unaddressed: npr.org/blogs/alltechc…

via web (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Feb 18th, 2014 via web)

If he weren’t a Star Trek guy, I think @elbrownmcne would now have Parade Of The Ewoks as his intro song. He called right as it ended.

via Twitter for Mac

jmspool Next: the @UnicornInstitut $112,000 goal.

If we make it, every $ over will go to student scholarships. Pls Help!

kickstarter.com/projects/jmspo…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Feb 18th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

kevin_houston For the Star Wars fans out there pic.twitter.com/Gp4aG5w5bw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Feb 18th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

guess on the bright side, at least it isn’t a .

via Twitter for Mac

today isn’t by chance Thursday is it?

via Twitter for Mac

So it looks like today’s song in my head for all of class is going to be “Cups”.

via Twitter for iPhone

Ok, so it was a music video playing in the University Center ;) (2/2)

via Twitter for iPhone

My day opened with an astronaut playing guitar. How’s everyone else’s day going? (1/2)

via Twitter for iPhone

smashingmag Yoda quotes, as wallpapers. Of course. Why not? behance.net/gallery/Yoda-Q… / cc: @html5_yoda

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Feb 17th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Finally watched Sharknado, was better than I expected it to be.

via Twitter for iPhone

Also, @VNASH72, it is raining again.

via Twitter for Mac

Went over to @TTU_CSC today. Upon seeing the rain spots on my hoodie, 3 different people told me I was wet and asked if it was raining.

via Twitter for Mac

Apress 5 hours left to get these bestselling Apress eBooks for $14! bit.ly/NKcgDi

via HootSuite (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Feb 14th, 2014 via web)

@Marc_Pruett I still consider myself doing ok, I’m working on 3 items with only 2 copies of the ma console open.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Marc_Pruett

@Marc_Pruett @iShBuu but the bing desktop might get lonely without the toolbar too :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Marc_Pruett

that moment you decide you need two copies of the management console open

via Twitter for iPhone

Today I got to install an application who’s current version is named Turducken. (Yes, that went in the version field.)

via Twitter for iPhone

On a related note, traffic light out equals four way stop. Equals neither drive it like you stole it time nor biggest truck wins.

via Twitter for iPhone

Just got a watch a traffic light and a bank sign start up.

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu my plan if “split them up” didn’t work was “check if Greg has done this yet.”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu This was observe problem in production desktop, build test desktop, modify test desktop, log back into production pool.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu … went back and did the important ones, then the optional ones, all was well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu actually no, totally unrelated to that. Did have some problem trying to install all of Tuesday’s updates at once, …

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

Updated desktop in pool A, logged in to pool B. Is everyone sure it isn’t ?

via Twitter for iPhone

Ok, who asked for a new version of flash player for ?

via Twitter for iPhone

@kanadaj @TheChangelog because you never know when you might need to emacs and iMessage at the same time?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kanadaj

Maybe should have included a link with that last tweet github.com/chrisfsampaio/….

via Twitter for Mac

Thanks to @TheChangelog I now know that you can use iMessage from the command line.

via web

OReillyMedia The U.S. Census Bureau has just released an API for Census data oreil.ly/LSioaB

via HootSuite (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Feb 12th, 2014 via web)

Someone gave me this. I’m worried they’re trying to drop a hint. twitpic.com/dvbst8

via Twitpic on iOS

Did anyone else think there was more traffic/cars than usual on campus today?

via Twitter for Mac

@GeorgeReese ok, guess I should have read the rest of my twitter stream first…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kayakerscout

Space probe comes back to Earth, we can’t talk to it. planetary.org/blogs/emily-la…

via iOS

HistoricalPics A young girl meeting a penguin for the first time. pic.twitter.com/p5v3q9l3xD

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Feb 11th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Despite being the golden cookies and non-typical filling, only managed to get two eaten before my body was questioning what I was doing.

via Twitter for Mac

So once again my students’ faith in the greatness of Oreo Cookies lead me to try out another pack of Oreos. twitpic.com/dv54ca

via Twitpic

@RonOglesby Once you get those t-shirts, maybe you could recreate this with a t-shirt cannon?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to RonOglesby

@iShBuu was mostly confirmation of what we had already worked out, so quick and mostly painless. Looking at some new BYOD use cases.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

Yep, I’m a VDI admin, starting off the week with a software licensing discussion.

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimPConroy the glass, you’re using it wrong :) (cc: @iShBuu)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimPConroy

thinkgeek Today in Geek History: In 1997, Mario Kart 64 released on the N64. Beware the Blue Shell!

via web (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Feb 10th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

have to remember that I can’t live tweet while watching a program on-demand

via Twitter for Mac

autocorrects “only lefties will understand” pic.twitter.com/jVEBjcxmYS

via Buffer (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Feb 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPad)

Watching @RonOglesby hand out virtual t-shirts on twitter and get chastised for it. Unidesk builds the desktop while @UnideskCorp entertains

via Twitter for iPhone

So it turns out I have friend(s) who lack the appropriate level of enthusiasm for the Lego movie that opens today.

via Twitter for iPhone

getolympus Where will you journey this weekend?

(Photo: Joe DiFlorio | Camera: Olympus E-PM1, 45mm f/1.8) pic.twitter.com/lcL9YhtA67

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Feb 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

RonOglesby Funny quote “VDI: not for the faint of heart”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:26 PM, Feb 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@iShBuu but that would throw off my, “if it is a CD surrounded by a green ring, it is a layer” labeling system :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

anarchivist dear sir or madam: i would like yr finest metadatum, please. no, no. not yr metadata; i only need one.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Feb 6th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@GeorgeReese they’ve got some time to work “get scholarship at …” into the plan.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeorgeReese

After a certain price point, turning it off and back on, just fails to feel like a solution.

via Twitter for Mac

casey_dugan More evidence cats are evil: “@CuteOverloads: Golden retriever adopts an orphan kitten rejected by his mom pic.twitter.com/QqPbhSV0fQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Feb 6th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@tomrose_ Way to power through the webinar! Hope you recover quickly.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomrose_

Spaceballs reference in @UnideskCorp webinar! Ludicrous speed SANs.

via Twitter for iPhone

@jlprince21 ah ok. Well good news, as this means you aren’t sick and drugged up.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jlprince21

Signed up for two webinars today, made one, signing in during the intro. Looking forward to hitting the recording of @gunnarwb presentation.

via Twitter for iPhone

I think @tomrose_ just told us this @UnideskCorp webinar has a quiz. Not sure that’s what I signed up for! :(

via Twitter for iPhone

BerkeleyData Chief issue for Citibike bikeshare: system imbalance. Either no bike available or no room to park them. How to use data to combat?

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Feb 6th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Last week @ttuCyberEagles meeting, this week first @TTU_ACM meeting.

via Twitter for iPhone

TNCodeAcademy Maury County Code Camp registration is now open! March 31- April 4! Learn more here: tncodeacademy.com/code-camp/

via web (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Feb 5th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@_mlockwood well at least I now know I’m not the only one having issues with the new @vmwareview client.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _mlockwood

@jlprince21 is this disappointment or a war cry?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jlprince21

realized I sent a friend a text with an unmatched parenthesis, hope they didn’t get stuck on the parse error.

via Twitter for iPhone

Joseramon_sg Awesome! @micheleidesmith: Sketchnotes from ‘A Web for Everyone’ with @whitneyq at pic.twitter.com/AA4d1KhlI0

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Feb 1st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)