Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

October 2015

@nicolibrarian initially misread you tweet as “change your sock/s.” — Which had me really curious as to what was going on.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nicolibrarian

We moved from possible tetanus shot to full on stitches risk with this DIY project.

via Twitter for iPhone

EricaJoy Erica Releaseeng twitter.com/riscfuture/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:22 AM, Oct 31st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

evening project: determine which is less comfortable for a six foot tall person, airplane seats or elementary school cafeteria seating.

via Twitter for iPhone

“People can’t fly man” - @ClintDrums; “But tornados can” - Me (@kayakerscout)

via Twitter for iPhone

oceankidbilly Stats pun spotted @simple today pic.twitter.com/9ZNi4KW562

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Oct 29th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

The purple and gold plates were one of the few things left in the @tennesseetech cafeteria that had been around as long as me.

via Twitter for iPhone

@evetsnosdoog user could execute script with the UNC path value, but it wasn’t running at logon.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

@evetsnosdoog needless to say, was trying this and it wasn’t working, moved script to netlogon share and magic

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

@evetsnosdoog thanks! Do I have to do something special to trust that location? (cmd script in question)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

Any active directory wizards following me? Can logon script (as user profile property) reference a non-DC hosted unc path?

via Twitter for iPhone

edutopia Lifelong learning FTW! pic.twitter.com/RIXNFVbqLe

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Wordshore if passenger train, I hope your destination was Memphis.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wordshore

SweetFishMedia “If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.” - Claire Cook, Author pic.twitter.com/t4IeKgecnk

via SocialOomph (retweeted on 8:56 PM, Oct 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

A disturbingly non-zero number of people reply to meeting invites at 7pm.

via Twitter for iPhone

I may well have experimented with every possible way to make not work, but now that it is running, is kinda fun to watch it run.

via Twitter for iPhone

“failure is success”

via Twitter for iPhone

I totally intend to get some extra miles out of this wizard hat.

via Twitter for iPhone

“should you really be eating something you don’t want to touch?”

via Twitter for iPhone

lamw Nice post from @alanrenouf on Automating the addition of a vGPU to a VM. Handy for Horizon View & gen. VDI use case virtu-al.net/2015/10/26/add…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Oct 27th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

belril Microsoft made the natural language handling part of Project Oxford publicly available as a beta: infoworld.com/article/299779…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Oct 27th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Shuffled playlist decided today’s theme song was the theme to Friends. I don’t feel particularly good about this.

via Twitter for iPhone

Only heard the first part, but there’s now a song about buying a moped?

via Twitter for iPhone

benefit of modern technology: you can spend as long browsing for a movie to watch as actually watching a movie

via Twitter for Mac

fare C is a programming language for turning low-level byte arrays into security advisories.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Oct 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

EricaJoy “Thirty Percent Feedback”: 42floors.com/blog/startups/…

I’m a fan.

(h/t @chrisbiscardi like a year ago) pic.twitter.com/3XP7mOYfEs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Oct 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

and yes, it was pre-school counting and not CS counting, I started at one.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

*counts students that have shown up for class, out loud* “yes, I can count, I watched Sesame Street”

via Twitter for iPhone

“That’s how sad and pathetic my life is, I worry that I had a dream about Oracle licensing.”

via Twitter for iPhone

Step 1) volunteer to use hot glue gun for group of youth, for safety and all that. Step 2) hot glue googly eye to finger

via Twitter for iPhone

@grouchyCEO maybe put all that in your bio and be seebioCEO?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

virten ESXi Network Troubleshooting with tcpdump-uw and pktcap-uw virten.net/2015/10/esxi-n… pic.twitter.com/khv5Onts81

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Oct 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Pinboard If you’re a web designer/front-end developer, It may help to think of the fan on your laptop as a shaming rather than a cooling device

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Oct 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SwiftOnSecurity The world would be so much more organized if we had 19” rackmounts everywhere

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Oct 16th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

At the Houston airport, for as much dancing as one can do in a plane seat, dancing in sprit with .

via Twitter for iPhone

Took all week, but I did manage to find a bug/break something in the course’s lab environment this afternoon.

via Twitter for iPhone

So it seems that Outlook 2013 finally spellchecks in the subject field!? When did this change?

via Twitter for iPhone

@jacobisbell dead cow, shotgun, flood, router update, spat between ISPs, DDOS attack, broken monitoring system, possibilities nearly endless

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jacobisbell

mollydotcom I really dislike HTML5 for making every Web developer think he or she has to build a responsive app, add 10,000 scripts, use a JS framework.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Oct 15th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ClearpathSG drop me on one of the VCP lists if you’ve got a spot. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ClearpathSG

Song parody idea of the day (inspired by Horizon Cloud Pods): “I left my data in San Francisco”.

via Twitter for iPhone

Exciting to see so many tweets from , hopefully the start of a great conference.

via Twitter for iPhone

jpaulreed Say it with me: “You can’t hate the “curl | bash” but be OK deploying from GitHub.”-@petecheslock pic.twitter.com/v6GMxyZLwh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Oct 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

art2gee .@VMware CEO @PGelsinger: “Taking risks = the lowest risk. Inaction becomes the biggest risk business can take today.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:08 AM, Oct 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RonOglesby @iShBuu you gentlemen are welcome anytime. Might work better to let me get out of Texas first however.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

@iShBuu @RonOglesby might need to tweak the location a bit, Lynchburg being dry and all, but sounds like a plan.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@RonOglesby @iShBuu if tweets had captions/titles I feel like this one’s should be “Ron Oglesby, life coach”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

@iShBuu @RonOglesby that bottle looks a bit empty. Come down to Tennessee, I know where we can find you some more. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

lamw Great read - Her Code Got Humans on the Moon - And Invented Software Itself wired.com/2015/10/margar…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Oct 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@NashvilleVMUG looks like schedule got a slight update. @davedelaney on social media & brand is now a lunch talk?

via Twitter for iPhone

So @NashvilleVMUG crammed a bunch of “top pick” sessions (my view) into block 2, but a full day of great content: twitter.com/nashvillevmug/…

via Twitter for iPhone

Started off as joke tweet for “downtime as a service”, then realized that same abbreviation as desktop as a service. twitter.com/sadserver/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

vmwarehorizon Achieving high-performance 3D graphics with Horizon 6 vmw.re/1R7OgUU pic.twitter.com/cGEQzUoGLN

via Radian6 -Social Media Management (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Oct 12th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

foiltheplot Teach a man to fish, he can feed himself. Teach a man to phish, and he can run e-mail scams to buy all the food he wants.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Oct 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

found ice rink, pretty sure that would trigger a cascading failure in my plans.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Mini datacenter” otherwise known as a “rack”

via Twitter for iPhone

stephenodonnell Capacity of SSD Shipped Equals 16% of Total HDD Exabytes in 2015 – Trendfocubit.ly/1VJnEAbi5 << Won’t be long now RIP HDD

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Oct 9th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

“I don’t have enough room in my truck for full on Disney hands.”

via Twitter for iPhone

Hopefully after this @ClintDrums won’t have to cringe when he sees what I’ve done/written.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

Now have a @pluralsight course via work, excited to be starting on Powershell for IT admins.

via Twitter for iPhone

Been a while since I’ve been to an evening activity on campus, taking in the Center Stage speaker tonight.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Better to be a tool maker than a tool”

via Twitter for iPhone

@_POPPELGAARD @Easi123 if those prices are right, I’d be inclined to say “why didn’t we look at remote [hardware] workstations.”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _POPPELGAARD

Beta results did take a bit to do the bit dance, but the -DCV cert made an appearance on my VMware transcript today.

via Twitter for Mac

Well this could get interesting in a hurry. twitter.com/projectvrc/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

@dey5401 servers are fine, worried about the other end of a slew of connections.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dey5401

Dear power outage, Not sure how the rest of the @tennesseetech campus felt about it, but I didn’t find it helpful at all.

via Twitter for iPhone

anyone I know (or know of) via Twitter going to be in Horizon Design and Deploy training next week?

via Twitter for iPhone

My guest for the weekend voted we call it quits after the first quarter.

via Twitter for iPhone

TnTechFootball 1:45 1Q: Tech touchdown!! Brock McCoin scores again for the Golden Eagles!!! Game tied at 14-14

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Oct 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Do recall however that @TTUGoldenEagles had better weather for that one.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

As a @tennesseetech student went to half of a football game, and none since, fixing that tonight.

via Twitter for iPhone

So in the course of the day today, I encountered people from each of the other two high schools in the county of my youth.

via Twitter Web Client

Well PearsonVUE now shows my VCP6-DCV beta exam result, rather than “taken”.

via Twitter for iPhone

_POPPELGAARD @VMware please build a monitoring tool that will show usage of vGPU/GPU pass-through for all machines in 1 view cc @patlee

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Oct 1st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)