Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

December 2014

Just called YOLO in a game of Cards Against Humanity.

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TIL: People in Chattanooga like to talk to you about what’s on your shirt.

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@iShBuu … wasn’t ready to tackle that, figured I’d use my 50% voucher while it was good. Thus, once I pass the DCV exam, I’ll have both.

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@iShBuu thanks! Ya, took the datacenter fast track course this summer, @BitsandGuns and I are doing some follow up self study. …

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Thanks to @MyVMUG advantage’s 50% off VCP benefit, closed out the year by passing VCP510-DT.

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I have no idea what conversation walking into WalMart involves “and then the Millennium Falcon…”, but I totally wish I was part of it.

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OH: “other than the part where I was pretending to be your husband it was good”

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SwiftOnSecurity They took all the privacys, and put ‘em in a privacy museum; And they made the people login with Facebook just to see them.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Dec 27th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

craigmod iMessage is like fortune cookies — each device you own contains and receives an entirely mysterious and unpredictable subset of messages

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Dec 27th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

katestarbird Interesting article about empathetic design, the Facebook year in review algorithm, and considering the worst case meyerweb.com/eric/thoughts/…

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Thankful for getting to share time, food, and gifts with family today. #48

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Thankful for both the direct communications as well as the general sharing of well wishes from friends today. #47

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Looking forward to a few days off, time to internally recharge before tackling 2015. #46

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After 3 Interstates, a handful of US hwys, & many state & local routes, thankful for safe travels yesterday and today. #45

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Hope everyone’s celebration, big or small, is wonderful.

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sadserver On the first day of Christmas my Sysadmin gave to me: a remotely exploitable NTP.

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Upside to non-apartment living: can make a cheesecake at midnight and not disturb anyone. At least I hope I just made a cheesecake.

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@UnideskCorp at the end of the 12, I’ll have 11 extra OS layers. Is there a collection box for those?

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Looks like @tomrose_, @cheipler, and @JimmyConroy got their win tonight.

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jdooley_clt Lack of and programs. My home lab is particularly upset at this one.

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Poked my hand with a pair of scissors trying to open an even sharper object. Decided I needed adult supervision at that point in the evening

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time to shutdown all the things!

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Have @vmwarehorizon 3D enabled pools with single monitors? Planning an outage? You’ll want to review kb 2090261, before disabling pools.

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turning this View upgrade into a singing session, “you are my broker, my replicated broker” - tune of: You are my Sunshine

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@DellTPP don’t think I’ve seen that. Given our VDI deployment runs on a rack of Dell equipment, seems like a good place to look. Thanks!

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anyone aware of a publication, newer than @ProjectVRC’s 2013 survey that reports on vCPU assignment in environments?

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I even remembered to upgrade the VIA agent! :)

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On a less contentious @UnideskCorp note, just upgraded to 2.8. Went well, did cause me to question why I have so many cachepoints, however.

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Get call from @UnideskCorp, rub in @PredsNHL win from last night.

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withoutgorms He’s making a database,
He’s filtering twice
SELECT * FROM customers WHERE behaviour = Nice
Santa Clause is Coming to town.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Dec 16th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

robbeekmans Feature request View: vthoughtsofit.blogspot.nl/2014/12/featur… -Aware-Entitlements-and-policies

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Thankful for @MyVMUG and the VMware user community. #44

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Checks calendar, checks banner; thankful that the semester is done and grades are submitted. #43

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mikestanley RT @discoposse: “@ow: real talk pic.twitter.com/eIhs21u55g” /cc @vmiss33 < Stopped worrying about it years ago.

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@iShBuu guessing they added it, saw this: twitter.com/chrisdhalstead… noticed there was now a trial button along with sales

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@iShBuu in car so can’t test, but is my.vmware.com/web/vmware/eva… a page you’ve seen?

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SwiftOnSecurity People who want Twitter to abandon the 140 character limit prefer circuit switched networks.

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today’s life advice from D. Hume: “don’t marry a robot”

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watching a database prune with @BitsandGuns, feel like the count everytime I read the number

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seems everyone wants to talk solidworks in this week

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@VMwareEducation is there going to be a replacement for the “View exam” for those holding a datacenter virtualization certification?

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finally managing to attend another

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As far as @kickstarter updates go, @JessiDG is an example of how to do it well. Have enjoyed every update.

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Thankful for Grace Hopper. #42

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Celebrate Grace Hopper’s Birthday by contributing to @BornWCuriosity’s 2015 Production Fund igg.me/p/the-grace-ho… via @Indiegogo

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So today @VMware made sure admins really did get to upgrade all the things during the semester break.

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gstrouth Lots of VMware EUC updates blogs.vmware.com/euc/2014/12/de…

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Given all the programming discussion twitter today, physical objects weren’t first thoughts when I started reading: twitter.com/fastcodesign/s…

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jftrey “It’s not just about jobs…it’s about being an active, involved citizen” —Jane Margolis pic.twitter.com/j57aWvGnYM

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I’m not the target audience, but checked out @shiffman’s Processing intro: hello.processing.org for the . Nicely done intro

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woueb vRealize Rebranding Cheat Sheet wp.me/p4mBun-9F

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Today has been the version of adulthood that consists of laundry and kitchen cleaning while singing along to @taylorswift13 songs.

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@rdcumby so like registration week right?

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Start planning now, Wear Star Wars Share Star Wars Day is December 19th this year. huffingtonpost.com/carrie-goldman….

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Despite being very frazzled by the time I got to class today, there were many laughs and a room full of enthusiastic students. #40

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Finding @iShBuu and @Michael_EDavis discussing blogging & the virtualization community is a great reminder of the positives. #39

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My week summarized in a single incident: dropped 2 litter of pepsi, busted it open all over the kitchen. Don’t remember what day that was.

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“I don’t want to go to school, I just want to break the rules” is an odd song fragment to have stuck in my head on the last day of classes.

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0xabad1dea It’s not the lack of backup that kills you, it’s the sudden lack of restore at the end

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or at least if they do, they don’t do so publicly.

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Thankful that none of my twitter followers feel the need to edit the minor mistakes that make it into my published tweets. #38

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re: advisors, crashed one @dougtalbert’s birthday celebrations this week. Thankful to be part of a wonderful campus community. #37

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Thankful for headache suppressing showers. #36

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Have had lunch two days in a row now with my, now retired, undergraduate advisor. Been enjoyable discussions both days. #35

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wow, have neglected my tweets for most of the week.

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@Michael_EDavis How much space are you allocating per student?

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@Michael_EDavis Discussing options for a more immediate tier of mapped drive storage, which it sounds like is what you have. …

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@Michael_EDavis … students need inside of a class to open the browser, download file, and then upload at the end of class.

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@Michael_EDavis We’re currently pointing people to one drive (without sync client installed). Getting push back due to amount of time…

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welcome replies from anyone, but especially interested in other deployments with high concentration of engineering and scientific apps.

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Fellow EDU admins, for non-persistent labs, do you provision any persistent storage for students, faculty, staff?

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ten1seven JavaScript: A modern jQuery substitute

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Thankful for @BornWCuriosity, can’t way to see the results of their work. #34

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Thankful for random conversations that go someplace good. #33

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Thankful for traditions and humorous music, wouldn’t be the end of the fall semester without some Elf’s Lament playing. #32

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Thankful that spellcheck and electronic dictionaries make my writings at least halfway understandable. #31

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My class wait until after I started the recording today and then tried to get me to comment on the new Star Wars trailer.

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Thankful that while I could probably use a better tool, pbpaste, wc, and a pipe are getting me through writing these tweets #30

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Thankful for times & experiences that came with the holiday weekend. Time with family, time with friends, time alone #29

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Thankful that doesn’t have a hard deadline, as I’m very behind #28

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Thankful for having new, non-leaking shoes in the rain today. #27

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Everyone I text or message regularly, when all of you stop replying at once, it kinda freaks me out.

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