Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

August 2017

Still at ? No waiting for @VMwareHOL on-site. Friendly staff on top of that, come on down!

via Twitter for iPhone

This will work out of time, once the device is implanted, endpoint = user, back to one meaning of UEM. (at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mm

via Twitter for iPhone

@mattheldstab Looking forward to it! Also going to follow up with you on our post-panel discussion once back home.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattheldstab

alanrenouf Thanks to everyone who sent us a video for our open video of today’s @PowerCLI session, love the video! youtu.be/uwQ5MaP_AB4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RebeccaFitzhugh @MyVMUG @VMUG_CEO @Ann_Saari @vmugDanielle congratulations and thanks for all your contributions to the community!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RebeccaFitzhugh

@erickbm likewise and good luck tomorrow, looking forward to returning the congratulations

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erickbm

@MacMike well now I know who’s solving all our performance issues

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MacMike

Didn’t get here before the start, but made it! twitter.com/amandamsaunder…

via Twitter for iPhone

wonder_nerd We need to start thinking about user experience as why can’t users just log in and start working.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@erickbm This is now a nice reminder I need to sign up for the new design exam today and get the discount to take i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ql

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erickbm

@erickbm ya, considered taking the VCAP7-DTM Design while here, but ran out of prep time/chickened out, so just did VCP7-DTM.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erickbm

@erickbm took the beta when it came out, passed on the rescore

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erickbm

PowerCLI You better vCheck yourself before you wreck yourself - @icecube

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

molikop This is not a VCDX design this is real life said @SimonLong_

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hey you put a feature in the product I like, I’m going to let you know!

via Twitter for iPhone

Just in case the Aug2017 release wasn’t exciting enough, some more goodies to look forward to. twitter.com/nvidiavirt/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

lamw @alanrenouf & @LucD22 10th Anniversary @PowerCLI @VMworld Session is about to start! You definitely don’t want to m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Now getting to take in a @vBrownBag tech talk, talking GPU and Linux. twitter.com/ericnipro/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

This is great, surprisingly hard info to find for some booths. twitter.com/nvidiavirt/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

lots going on, finally going to make it over to the community theater this afternoon twitter.com/wonder_nerd/st…

via Twitter for iPhone

AlexGorisNL Watch out! @vmwarehorizon metadata can expire! >> change TTL! pic.twitter.com/BqmpBJhuAD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@AmandaMSaunders That’s right after The Power Hour PowerCLI session, so while I’ll be there, can’t make any promise..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dE

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AmandaMSaunders

Having worn one of these t-shirts all day, I can add to this that they are comfortable shirts. twitter.com/vhojan/status/…

via Twitter for iPad

lwignall Fifth year in a row, 5th! @NVIDIAVirt wins again, this time most disruptive tech, compute on all vGPU profiles on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6T

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPad)

I’d suggest Rule #0 - pack the USB cable along with the power brick twitter.com/ctoadvisor/sta…

via Twitter for iPad

Given morning keynote, ironic that I’d be distracted by a vmware support disaster during the CTO panel.

via Twitter for iPad

vhojan ! This demo feels like watching my first again. Epic stuff! @NVIDIAVirt @lwignall @raokiran07..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:49 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPad)

jofish Researchers: we’re now accepting submissions for the 2017H2 @mozilla Research Grant program. mozilla-research.forms.fm/mozilla-resear…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPad)

Cool I can run out the door early just like one of the presenters.

via Twitter for iPad

@VMnate I know this cited as barrier & like maintenance/resource use story, but is anyone really wanting continuous..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xu

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to VMnate

Be interesting to see the impact of dual usage (hpc/vdi) possibilities as hardware refreshes occur within data centers.

via Twitter for iPhone

Session collaboration, interesting…

via Twitter for iPhone

Talking Aug 2017 Grid release.

via Twitter for iPhone

When prompted I can be the crazy guy on the front row, “bring on the demo”

via Twitter for iPhone

seanpmassey “After a nuclear war, it’ll be cockroaches and Windows apps.” @shawnbass as quoted by @rspruijt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Office 2016 + Win10, 600MB frame buffer usage

via Twitter for iPhone

Snappy vs rubber band user experiences

via Twitter for iPhone

Front row for . Sitting next to two @VMware SLED SEs and wearing an @NVIDIAGRID t-shirt acquired Sunday.

via Twitter for iPhone

They do however seem to have a speedy spending & contract approval process. twitter.com/joshcoen/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone

tbgree00 Nothing says planning for the future like a whiteboard!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:16 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

What happened to Elastic Sky Pizza developer’s monitor?

via Twitter for iPhone

take away so far, heard about new app yesterday, deploy in production today

via Twitter for iPhone

With @VMnate developing “chair motion” to find a good spot for the day two keynote.

via Twitter for iPhone

: it is 100+ degrees most days out here and yet, everyone is giving out black t-shirts.

via Twitter for iPhone

shawnbass Here’s the public link to the white paper. Would love to hear your thoughts. vmware.com/content/dam/di… twitter.com/shawnbass/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

sumit_dhawan All of news with @shawnbass at the EUC keynote - bit.ly/vmworldeuckeyn…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@gstrouth Take it your experience has been different? - My environment is still Win7 and I just tied up all my GPUs..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yd

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gstrouth

Probably a stretch to say I’m writing angular, but I at least sorta understand what I’m copying.

via Twitter for iPhone

Several conference rooms of folks coding in a pyramid (with a light on the top), somewhere in all this a movie plot. twitter.com/vmwareclarity/…

via Twitter for iPhone

so many tweets to write

via Twitter for iPhone

GotTWilling If @shawnbass was involved in this whitepaper - you want to read it!
@VMware
vmware.com/content/dam/di…
twitter.com/shawnbass/stat…

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

vhojan The @WorkspaceONE native app for macOS is finally coming!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

wonder_nerd That squealing is annoying… something needs a break job

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mattheldstab .@shawnbass is up and chatting about Windows 10 at the keynote. pic.twitter.com/LOm6Tyz6nO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Someone on the other side of the keynote is clearly a fan of @shawnbass

via Twitter for iPhone

Today I learned that @discoposse is very skilled at nicely telling folks they’re out of something (books). twitter.com/homelaber/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

Horizon moving up the list, was num 5 when I was in there. twitter.com/vmwaretam/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

Ready for , the EUC spotlight keynote. Excited to see what @shawnbass & @sumit_dhawan have to say.

via Twitter for iPhone

One day we get to outrun printing as a problem right?

via Twitter for iPhone

Now we’re on to kittens on the desktop.

via Twitter for iPhone

DaaS (desktop as a service) making sure you understand your role vs service provider roll, differences between providers

via Twitter for iPhone

Lunch vote in the poll was more a none of the above, totally made the right choice

via Twitter for iPhone

web browser as top resource use in environment

via Twitter for iPhone

“Do I need GPUs for VDI?” “Windows 10 requires a GPU.”

via Twitter for iPhone

mattheldstab New post on VMATT.NET - Summer Boston UserCon & . Thanks again to the @BostonVMUG leaders! tcwd.net/vblog/2017/07/…

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

mnvmug VMUG EUC EXPLORE MINNEAPOLIS! vmug.com/Attend/VMUG-Us…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

The crowd is building for . Folks either have questions to get answered or really want to stump the experts.

via Twitter for iPhone

seanpmassey Half an hour until featuring @mattheldstab @earlg3 @vhojan @youngtech in Lagoon F on Level 2. @VMworld

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

wonder_nerd We are heading towards a singularity of user profiles. no longer will it be office or power user @NVIDIAVirt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

seanpmassey Stop by the blogger tables in the VMVillage and pick up your IT Architect goal setting sheet courtesy of @vmiss33 pic.twitter.com/SYjrKNvE7e

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Getting ready for some storage goodness in with @CormacJHogan & @codyhosterman .

via Twitter for iPhone

“the real Sysco” ouch…

via Twitter for iPhone

ALDTD @SOSTech_WP @WorkspaceONE Just like every year!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SOSTech_WP @WorkspaceONE KeyNote: So is *this* the Year of VDI?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

shawnbass EUC getting love in Day 1 keynote of . Yes please!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

SOSTech_WP New free NSX books dropped at @vmwarensx sostechblog.com/2017/08/28/fre…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

cswolf Can’t make the keynote? Catch the live stream! twitter.com/VMware/status/…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Starting off day 2 of @VMworld, breakfast with fellow SLED customers and @VMware SEs. Now settling in for the general session.

via Twitter for iPhone

Started off the day cramming some of @concentratdgreg’s Horizon 7 content on @pluralsight, finishing the day involved shaking his hand.

via Twitter for iPhone

@mattheldstab @seanpmassey and yet @seanpmassey clams that whole thing with the mic earlier in the day was an accident

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattheldstab

Hey @VMworld, welcome @DHAdmin back to twitter. Care to help him out with some follows?

via Twitter for iPhone

If a panel on failure can be a success, this was it. Great topic, great panelists. twitter.com/seanpmassey/st…

via Twitter for iPhone

I think the heckling committee just moved in for the second @opening_acts panel.

via Twitter for iPhone

wonder_nerd No sleeping at @seanpmassey blowing out the speakers with his question. pic.twitter.com/fwW1eDTzHd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

vmunderground And we’re off after a few technical issues. @jtroyer pic.twitter.com/biCh0EUPYM

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

opening_acts AV setup is taking a little longer than anticipated. Thanks for your patience!

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Made it over to @opening_acts, first time to attend in person. Looking forward to the panels. Putting faces & handshakes to twitter handles.

via Twitter for iPhone

Recertified/upgraded this morning with @VMwareEducation VCP7-DTM

via Twitter for iPhone

VirtualMarkR @VMwareHOL Horizon labs, stop by and take them all. pic.twitter.com/MkRHqN55Sd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@mattheldstab I still don’t understand the tree, but yes, have to have.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattheldstab

Trying out a @VMwareHOL at @VMworld. In HOL-1851-02-ADV now, have to come back later this week and take HOL-1851-01-ADV keep it in the top 5

via Twitter for iPhone

“I know how support works, we’d still be standing there 4 days later”

via Twitter for iPhone

There’s a family story about a younger me, a plane flight, and peanuts. @SouthwestAir took care of things today, peanuts on my birthday.

via Twitter for iPad

Great way to start off a trip, flew over Ashland City & CCCHS.

via Twitter for iPad

Playing @VMworld or fight gets a lot easier when you board with the @MyVMUG staff. I’m also kinda obvious sporting a @cloudcredible t-shirt.

via Twitter for iPad

while bringing back/remaking/creating sequels for things is all the range, can someone work on a new Pop Up Videos?

via Twitter Web Client

So if I sign in to the @VMworld schedule builder, all the solution exchange theater sessions disappear!?!?!

via Twitter for iPhone

Got into the top ten on Level Two of , 14th overall. Level 3 is rather intense. flic.kr/p/WHvWAw

via Twitter Web Client

VTsnowboarder42 Pro tip: if you search for VMworld in the App Store, you get nothing. Search for “VMworld 2017” and Yahtzee! 5 days!!! @VMworld

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@iShBuu @msteague1001 Now how are we ever going to have “The Year of VDI” with an attitude like that? ;)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to iShBuu

@MackenzieKMeier @mattheldstab @VMworld found iOS app earlier today by starting on the My VMware app in the iOS App..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1I

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MackenzieKMeier

These glasses aren’t doing much for the @VMworld webinar, but hopefully has me ready for events to follow. twitter.com/myvmug/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone

vmugDanielle Hey VMUG Community - Katie Lyons is new to VMUG & Twitter - let’s give her a warm welcome with a follow or two (:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

AmandaMSaunders Great article looking at how GPU accelerated virtual labs transform teaching and learning. edtechmagazine.com/higher/article…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Didn’t realize what playlist music was coming off of, went to set a static IP address in lab, Imperial March from Star Wars starts up.

via Twitter Web Client

CUDA support details in @NVIDIAVirt Grid 5.0 release in an excellent @seanpmassey blog post. Clarified the new func..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8m

via Twitter for iPhone

Today, news from @NVIDIAVirt. 10 days from now, @VMworld. Knew my birthday month was good for something! twitter.com/nvidiavirt/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

wait when did vROPs for Horizon add support for @vRealizeOps 6.6?

via Twitter for iPhone

:( can’t go sneaking the new @NVIDIAVirt software in before the semester starts

via Twitter for iPhone

Just got way too excited about a side note re: license server HA @NVIDIAVirt

via Twitter for iPhone

anjuan For those of you who resolved to learn how to code 8.5 months ago. All @codeschool content is free from Aug. 18–20codeschool.com/free-weekendGg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

Patnspace Painting I did in ’89 titled August 21st, 2017.I actually thought 28 yrs in the future tourists might watch the ecl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

outcome of discussion with @ClintDrums: there’s totally going to be solar eclipse glasses scalpers on Monday

via Twitter for iPhone

znackattack Tip of the Day: An easy way to measure computer reboot and logon times blogs.technet.microsoft.com/tip_of_the_day…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Magneet_nl oh, sorry, 6.2 is Horizon View version, not PowerCLI, but if parts of it work without the new View cmdl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BD

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Magneet_nl

@Magneet_nl also my current prod environment is 6.2.x based, so no PowerCLI 6.5 Horizon cmdlets yet

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Magneet_nl

@Magneet_nl oh, right, knew you had something out now, just excited to see more :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Magneet_nl

rspruijt How to capture NVIDIA GRID and Tesla performance data by @Logitblog logitblog.com/how-to-capture… @NVIDIAVirt @TeamRGE..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oY

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

NVIDIAVirt Register for an executive panel discussion w/ @VMware @DellEMC @Dell @nvidia on joint VDI solutions at twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Il

via Adobe® Social (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

I do the same, but with “maintenance.” Glad to know I’m not the only one who does this. twitter.com/discoposse/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

@Magneet_nl Following sostechblog.com/2016/07/26/vca… used 2.4.1 while studying. Don’t remember encountering differences in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…40

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Magneet_nl

codyhosterman [new blog post] A deep dive on the interaction of in-guest UNMAP, EnableBlockDelete and VMFS-6..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ut

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Aug 12th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@mnvmug fyi, right above map, towards bottom of event info, has ATL UserCon’s address (on mobile if that matters)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mnvmug

NVIDIAVirt Dear customers, partners and advocates, the August 2017 Announcement webinar has been changed to 8/17…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Th

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Aug 10th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)

amyengineer Reminded today of the fabulous OSI model of blame. pic.twitter.com/kYghtWWRGF

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Aug 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

“random Yoda movements taken completely out of context”

via Twitter for iPhone

For those times when you need to do more than draw pictures. twitter.com/nvidiahpcdev/s…

via Twitter for iPhone

Clearly this headache is coming on strong, had to see the tweets to remember tonight.

via Twitter Web Client

mfloryan OH: “Just give them another copy of the Mythical Man Month if he is not reading it quickly enough”

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Aug 2nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

dear lazy web, do I correctly remember seeing script to check ESXi driver versions against HCL list to check for current, or did I make up?

via Twitter for iPhone

Hopefully this result/news will get some traction this go round and soon enough become not news. twitter.com/citrixedu/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

joeshonk If we add GPUs to Servers are we not contributing to enviable upcoming AI/Robot uprising? We’re essentially building them a brain.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Aug 1st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone)