Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

January 2016

@RonOglesby congratulations and good luck to both you. Adjust ratio applied to each as needed.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

Getting my name dropped by @tomrose_ during a Citrix focused @UnideskCorp

via Twitter for iPhone

@UnideskCorp @RonOglesby @tomrose_ would ask for prize for most creative answer to “want to learn” question, but probably didn’t come close

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UnideskCorp

Do you think the rectangle knows Buzz Lightyear?

via Twitter for iPhone

for any of the TN higher education IT folks that follow me and haven’t seen, THEITS 2016 info has been posted: www2.tntech.edu/itsymposium/

via Twitter for iPhone

Download software, install immediately, wants to update on first start. Me: “You’re not Adobe, you’re not allowed to do this to me”

via Twitter for iPhone

“You should have saved your brother Willie” that has to be the best laugh I’ve had in a while.

via Twitter for iPhone

mikesorohan Where The Streets Have No Lane

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

kirkbyers Python for Network Engineers (free course on Python fundamentals) starts on next Thursday pynet.twb-tech.com/email-signup.h…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Jan 21st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

munin @dnlongen @SwiftOnSecurity For the company - paying for evaluation is much more expensive than buying a bit more storage.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

SwiftOnSecurity It’s cheaper for a company to keep something forever than pay someone to delete it.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Jan 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

mcclure111 1995: Every object in your home has a clock & it is blinking 12:00

2025: Every object in your home has a IP address & the password is Admin

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Jan 17th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

or option two, call in a failed HDD

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

when you start reciting the prolog to Canterbury Tales to an empty room, it’s probably time to leave the office.

via Twitter for iPhone

overheard method of inviting someone to join you for lunch: “do you want to drive us to X?”

via Twitter for iPhone

somewhere under all these emails I have a technical job…

via Twitter for iPhone

anyone know tonight’s @vBrownBag topic?

via Twitter Web Client

@mikestanley work the next day like nothing happened

via Twitter Web Client in reply to mikestanley

Normally my morning commute tunes only put my dignity at risk. Today I got a bit aggressive on the vocals and fogged up my windshield.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ALDTD plus side, it wasn’t time or the network :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

@ALDTD This case it totally was, spaces in the datastore name made it one unhappy camper.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ALDTD

orelhoes @UnixToolTip Why so rude to sporks?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

UnixToolTip Comparison of Vim, Emacs, Nano cube-drone.com/comics/c/holy-… pic.twitter.com/bHItWJ6Syn

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Jan 8th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

VDI datastore names blow up vendor supplied script for datastore analysis, worked fine on Prod. Yet more evidence that .

via Twitter for iPhone

not every night the CIO is the one helping you reload the printer with paper…

via Twitter for iPhone

compilation album idea: songs of an maintenance window

via Twitter for iPhone

CPriestman Guess I’m staring at this for the next hour pic.twitter.com/6eVxG8H0Rt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jan 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

@tomrose_ @RonOglesby @ALDTD knew one way or another, I’d hear about the good stuff, but really enjoyed the last UCP webinar.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to tomrose_

should probably keep anything to do with network stack functionality on the list of packages to not remove via ssh…

via Twitter Web Client

Here’s to less clicking and more scripting in #2016! twitter.com/vBrownBag/stat…

via Twitter Web Client

@dey5401 Read document, perform step, wait for finish, repeat isn’t my idea of an ideal way to add value

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dey5401

this is the upgrade that never ends, it goes on and on my friend…

via Twitter for iPhone

Started the year off all adult like, rotated my mattress. Hopefully not the highlight of the year.

via Twitter for iPhone

There’s got to be at least one PhD in studying the things people say to their Roombas.

via Twitter for iPhone

probably not your typical small town Saturday night, but whatever

via Twitter for iPhone

smashingmag Complete Beginner’s Guide to Information Architecture. If you’re into UX, it’s worth diving into. uxbooth.com/articles/compl…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Jan 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

_JackRiley Basically the plot of Toy Story pic.twitter.com/BBnINpMfVK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Jan 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)