Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

July 2014

@RonOglesby is it time for some embedded tweets below the Unidesk spreadsheet?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

pretty sure I’m entirely too excited to have replacement knobs for my washer & dryer.

via Twitter for iPhone

lifehacker This awesome, free book will teach you everything you need to know about JavaScript: lifehac.kr/QWQFqXp pic.twitter.com/lscsBUjvU9

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Jul 31st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

morning observation: “bring out your sys admins” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

via Twitter for iPhone

@UnideskCorp suddenly glad I never offered to trade implementation of a feature for a round at the bar.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UnideskCorp

once upon a time, “two roads diverged in a yellow woods”, some day I hope my layers will diverge in a datastore.

via Twitter for iPhone

@cakeis_not_alie sounds exciting, interested to see your results as well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cakeis_not_alie

Miss the days of @Charter having a rocking twitter team, could actually get helpful service and not the brick wall of “I can’t do that”

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu so the first downside I’m seeing is I have to figure out who the 2nd fastest @UnideskCorp customer to perform upgrades is. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@evetsnosdoog @UnideskCorp looked at it, looked like an interesting product, just didn’t fit the bill for the problem I was trying to solve.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

@evetsnosdoog … in a way that can be understood in less than a week, what hope do you really have for the rest of the software vendors?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

@evetsnosdoog I don’t think MS is fully on board with . If they can’t find a way to license the OS…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

timbray Apache’s William Rowe at : “Plain http: is nearing extinction”

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Jul 24th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

NVIDIAGRID think you don’t need GPUs in the datacenter? think again: gtri.com/think-you-dont…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RonOglesby clearly @tomrose_ does too good a job with the webinars telling people how easy it is to get up and going with .

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

today’s PowerShell session was one of those that reminded me how similar I find writing PowerShell to writing AppleScript.

via Twitter for iPhone

“If I were a @Teradici optimized thin-client” can be fun to sing while carrying one, but does lack something compared to the original.

via Twitter for iPhone

Everclear seems like appropriate music accompaniment to PowerShell scripting against the @vmwareview ADAM database.

via Twitter for iPhone

“The 90s called, they want their bandaid of a technology back” re: outdated web server technology

via Twitter for iPhone

@RonOglesby “Tuesday” “Wednesday”, these don’t sound like mutually exclusive things, why not just have both?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

@grouchyCEO one of many great things about @UnideskCorp support (& whole org) always willing to share knowledge, in & outside of product.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

jilleduffy I’m on the hunt for apps for teen moms & pregnant teens. Second place points for apps w info & advice on WIC programs. PLEASE RT!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jul 21st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Received sales email, subject “shirts & khakis make life easier.” Thought, ya, avoids conversations starting, “where are your clothes?”

via Twitter for iPad

The purpose of @Charter’s automated phone system seems to be to make sure you’re good and mad by the time you get to talk to a real person.

via Twitter Web Client

Somewhere in adulthood I acquired the ability to snap my fingers, so there’s that.

via Twitter for iPhone

finished reading “An Abundance of Katherines” last night, turn out to be a pretty good read.

via Twitter for iPhone

@evetsnosdoog My far more common problem is getting several install machines going and forgetting which layer is on each.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

@evetsnosdoog think I had a little tunnel vision going while working on each layer.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to evetsnosdoog

if the front is true, shouldn’t the back have more than the single 9 in 19? twitpic.com/e8dptk

via Twitpic on iOS

Second time today I’ve gone to figure out why my test VM wasn’t communicating with View, only to figure out I didn’t include the agent layer

via Twitter for iPhone

“I’m old school like that” — Me, commenting on sending someone both an address for & directions to someplace.

via Twitter for iPhone

evetsnosdoog BYOD has been the “buzz” for several years now. EDU’s have been supporting this, before it was a even conceptualized as a tech term.

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Jul 16th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Sometimes the unlit thing going down the road with an escort vehicle is a tractor, other times a server rack.

via Twitter for iPhone

vanimt If you don’t start with a spec, every piece of code you write is a patch Leslie Lamport @MSFTResearch pic.twitter.com/iz2OoyV7v3

via UniShare (Windows Phone) (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Jul 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

gailcarmichael If you didn’t get a @ghc scholarship for , be sure to apply to be a Hopper - volunteer for free registration! gracehopper.org/hoppers/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Jul 14th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

odannyboy Facebook doesn’t allow two spaces after a period. Twitter does.

FB: 1
T: 0

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Jul 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

phil_wiffen Completely free IT training resources to help diversify your IT career wp.me/p5ZiX-jO /cc @concentrateddon

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Jul 13th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

“I’ve got two degrees in Computer Science and there’s only one button, but…” — Me

via Twitter for iPhone

odannyboy “The Internet of Things envisioned today isn’t a real Internet. It’s a forest of silos…” The CompuServe of Thingwindley.com/archives/2014/…ml

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Jul 12th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Watching, via , @elbrownmcne live narrate an scp file copy. He seems to also be sleep deprived. This is fun.

via Twitter for iPhone

As usual once I started reading something, got some speed behind the effort, cleared almost a third (32%) of the book in one sitting.

via Twitter for iPhone

Decided to try another John Green book, now reading “An Abundance of Katherines”.

via Twitter for iPhone

The Huffington Post Books (@HuffPostBooks) also did a write up of Shakespeare’s Star Wars, including an excerpt. huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/20/sha…

via Twitter for iPhone

Ran across “William Shakespeare’s Star Wars” (powells.com/biblio/1-97815…) the other day while in a bookstore. They even have R2D2’s beeps.

via Twitter for iPhone

Michael_EDavis further proof networking is of the dark side! “@layer_3: Hmm, “switch” just auto-corrected to “sith”.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Jul 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

thurrott Over 130 new, free Microsoft eBooks are now available, and all in one spot - blogs.msdn.com/b/mssmallbiz/a…

via Twitter for Windows (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Jul 7th, 2014 via Twitter for iPad)

@mikestanley Always figured putting the shoes on the top of the head was an intended part of the fun.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mikestanley

jackschofield What programmers say, and what they mean…. pic.twitter.com/4sCb8mTl5k [from yesterday, ICYMI]

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Jul 6th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

cakeis_not_alie If a vendor’s product sets new records for performance/capability, but is N times as much as you can afford it has no value to your company.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Jul 4th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OH: “some people do drugs, some people do Windows”

via Twitter for iPhone

gillianrhayes Why its so hard to teach in america m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jul 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

OH: “punch the mushroom”

via Twitter for iPhone

pewinternet Digital life by 2025: More people, more access, more mobile, more relevant material. pewrsr.ch/1riDEsR pic.twitter.com/OnePipyZeY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Jul 3rd, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Nothing says a night in the county quite like a man driving a tractor. (@elbrownmcne)

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu also now have a couple of APEX cards to get some loads on.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu :/ Going to start the vSphere -> Unidesk -> View chain of upgrade in the next couple of weeks.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu Very cool, you upgrade to @vmwarehorizon view 6 as well?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

“We can settle this like true information technology professionals, with nerf guns.”

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu are you now right clicking with abandon?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

centraltimewpr Achievement gap begins in 1st 1,000 days of life. By age 4, rich kids have heard 30 million more wrds than low income kids - sys @navsaria

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Jul 1st, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone)

Congrats to @UnideskCorp on the 2.6 release! Looking forward to the upgraded experience.

via Twitter for iPhone