Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

August 2015

The answer to today’s class question was mostly yes, as usual goofed on one or two simple things, otherwise made it.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

@rdcumby step one has got to be to get out of the office

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rdcumby

@BitsandGuns True. As many stops as you’ve made in solution exchange for me, I’ve got no complaints. Hope experience is treating you well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BitsandGuns

Today’s class question, “Can Jeremy remember enough Python syntax to make it through today’s demos?”

via Twitter for iPhone

Upside: @VMwareEdu posted another new class today (or at least really recently). Downside: still not the class I’m looking for.

via Twitter for iPhone

So @BitsandGuns explores the trade floor and I fix printer issues… :)

via Twitter for iPhone

soft-serve [ice cream] as a service (SSaaS)

via Twitter for iPhone

This needs to be a browser plugin, like now. twitter.com/gabeknuth/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone

Glad that, “ya, let’s buy a GPU test system for VDI” wasn’t my answer last month. twitter.com/nvidiagrid/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

blasting through the awkwardness of career discussions with laughter

via Twitter Web Client

Sitting at home, clapping along to the @Josh_Atwell muting joke(s), enjoying the live stream. .

via Twitter Web Client

sadatshami A Visual Introduction to Machine Learning j.mp/1KvyByu

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

“Eye of the Tiger” was much better Friday intro than “The Reason”. Starting off the day to the words “I’m not a perfect person” is a downer.

via Twitter for iPhone

Hopefully “kid at heart also qualifies” twitter.com/teachingtechni…

via Twitter for iPhone

@jacobisbell confirmed that it was an intentional reboot? There >=1 known bug in the virtual desktop world that cause unexpected reboots.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to jacobisbell

@ndroftheline my first thought was to make sure @jacobisbell had graduated from just to make sure it wasn’t me doing something bad.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ndroftheline

Adamant_Yves BREAKING NEWS: Women and girls who are not your daughters, mothers, grandmothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives etc are human too.

More at 6.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

TLewey “For what is each day but a series of conflicts between the right way and the easy way?”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

RonOglesby Chapter 10: A goal without a plan is just a wish. Wishes are useless.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

eck79 Very cool to finally see this! VMware Horizon 6 3D Engineering Workloads
Reference Architecture > vmw.re/1MRFXya

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Of course I did once watch @elbrownmcne almost walk out in front of a bus and make good on this one.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

Just how far down does “hit by a bus” actually rank for cause of death in the IT field?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

“Hit by a bus” as been the fear of IT pros for as long as I’ve known. What event in early comp history seeded this? twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

via Twitter Web Client

@Pinboard for someone who takes such an unconventional approach to running a business, hit by a bus seems like such a cliché way to go.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Pinboard

Pinboard Sentences I never expected to read: “While the fridge implements SSL, it fails to validate SSL certificates” goo.gl/VLPqiR

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

also, what is having a Tuesday parade for?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

sometimes when people say you can’t go home, they say it figuratively, other times there’s a parade between you and home.

via Twitter for iPhone

me1000 Apparently the HTML5 spec takes a stab at Twitter. w3.org/TR/html5/forms… pic.twitter.com/u0Rs8KtXNO

via OneShot - Take screenshots (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Rarely product logo compels me to action, but @lamw has cool stickers. Lab is safe however, won’t be at VMworld. twitter.com/lamw/status/63…

via Twitter Web Client

Have moved on to such questions as “Why is there an owl in the cafeteria?” and “How do people under 5 1/2 feet get silverware?”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

Answered the first question while checking out new @tennesseetech cafeteria “how do I end up with food?”

via Twitter for iPhone

may I never outgrow the appeal of candy in my beverage

via Twitter for iPhone

nicolibrarian “Ownership” of tasks at # work & how it matters to you & your employees: bit.ly/1U5hNz1. pic.twitter.com/DQdRj45l2F

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Was never sure if it was my browser or something server side, but today actually managed to use IE to upload log files to @UnideskCorp.

via Twitter for iPhone

Not every workplace you almost have a head on hallway collision with your unit leader in full academic regalia.

via Twitter for iPhone

addyosmani When you try deleting a line of CSS: pic.twitter.com/xtHxscyHt0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Aug 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Free parody book idea: “Oh, the things I haven’t done.”

via Twitter for iPhone

Theme songs for the commute this morning Danger Zone and The Boys are Back in Town. Seems both fitting and overly hopeful for Friday.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Web browsers are why we can’t have nice things”

via Twitter for iPhone

andreleibovici Introducing the Technical Preview of Docker Engine for Windows Server 2016 blog.docker.com/2015/08/tp-doc…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Aug 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

tennesseetech Connecting to EagleNet wireless network blogs.tntech.edu/rightnow/2015/…

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Aug 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

maryjofoley Looks like the RSAT tools for Win 10 are starting to roll out, too: microsoft.com/en-us/download… (thanks @lush_cmte)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

“In North America, four out of five Roomba owners name their robot vacuum cleaners.”

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

So @SwiftOnSecurity is probably right, they’re going to take over, but at least most of them will have cute names: dailydot.com/geek/wall-e-le…

via Twitter Web Client

@ndroftheline If you find something please share. Doubly so for anything that does a good job mapping functionality names between offerings.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ndroftheline

@shauninman More than once I’ve discovered months after the fact I’ve done the same with favorites.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to shauninman

j_c_fitz Fixing a problem in production: pic.twitter.com/WTdDTu5bSQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Aug 15th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

multiple streaming services available, end up watching Big Bang Theory reruns…

via Twitter for iPhone

@mkbaldwin21 The hashtag wasn’t my creation, students came up with it during @WiCySconference this (2015) year.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mkbaldwin21

@mkbaldwin21 Well up side, I’m fairly regularly in each of the major browsers.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mkbaldwin21

@mkbaldwin21 I’ve shocked students, even members of , for years by using the platform default browser, why change now?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mkbaldwin21

“I don’t really want to figure out a new browser this month” - @kayakerscout

via Twitter Web Client

@100GirlsofCode and of course the Women in CyberSecurity Conference (March 31 - April 2, 2016), @WiCySconference.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to 100GirlsofCode

@100GirlsofCode plug for the Southeast Women in Computing Conference: southeastwomenincomputing.org (Nov 13 - 15, 2015)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to 100GirlsofCode

WeAreTeachers From @autodesk: Learn to teach 3D design with free Autodesk software and learning tools: bit.ly/1O6APmz pic.twitter.com/tGH1DhR71t

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

I’m sure the @UnideskCorp solution architects just love me volunteering their services to people. :)

via Twitter for iPhone

@VMwareEducation Interested in vcix6-dtm, maybe release some blueprints and help me move that along? :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to VMwareEducation

rebel against the system, go to work on Saturday — summarized thought of @rdcumby

via Twitter for iPhone

@CarlWebster @UnideskCorp @RonOglesby @cmidgley at the right time look forward to hearing/reading about this.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CarlWebster

First thought, “that seems awfully gimmicky” Second thought, “birthday road trip?”

via Twitter for iPhone

chuckhollis Nice review of HCIbench storage performance testing tool for hyperconverged — or any busy vSphere cluster! storagereview.com/in_the_lab_vmw…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Aug 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

rhbBSE Tools wp.me/P6w2FF-U, my list of list of the best tools for graphics, Citrix, vmware, benchmarking, GPUs, NVIDIA etc…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Aug 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@RonOglesby as a good customer I’d be letting you down if I didn’t take such opportunities to champion for a few of my fav feature reqs :)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to RonOglesby

@RonOglesby had an exciting chat chat with @cmidgley and @AbernathyAndrea today, so totally agree.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to RonOglesby

Also to the fine folks at @UnideskCorp, I could totally get use to reading documentation with the phrase “Unidesk API”.

via Twitter for iPhone

Continuing cool things fast, @UnideskCorp posts multi-site layer copy (kinda a big deal) after close of business, being all “no big deal.”

via Twitter for iPhone

the central time zone, where all those shows on too late to watch during the week are on an hour earlier

via Twitter for Mac

jasonboche New blog post: RHEL 7, open-vm-tools, and guest customization boche.net/blog/index.php…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Aug 10th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@tarajwillis @mkbaldwin21 @mattwillis also makes sense for the deck to win as it plays every hand vs each of you playing every other hand.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tarajwillis

@tarajwillis @mkbaldwin21 @mattwillis ok, makes sense. Might be interesting to add a deck player to 3 player as well.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tarajwillis

Can’t help but feel that an error message I’ve never seen before appearing in our VDI environment isn’t the best way to start off the week.

via Twitter for iPhone

DynamicWebPaige “The Python community has long been the refuge for folks who finally took the red pill and woke up from the Perl Matrix.” @Steve_Yegge

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Aug 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@mattwillis In general I don’t even find 3 person apples to apples all that enjoyable, but will try to keep an open mind.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattwillis

A) That’s just how we roll. B) Things do get a touch confusing when new messages come in.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

Ongoing discussion with friends, subject line is a date in June, current discussion is dinner plans for some unknown date in the future.

via Twitter for iPhone

@mattwillis you playing apples to apples with two people (well plus cat)?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattwillis

Chubbies Boss: “How good are you at PowerPoint?”
Me: “I Excel at it.”
Boss: “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?”
Me: “Word.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Aug 9th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@dey5401 Have a theory, but beyond that no

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dey5401

Started working on another project, figured out the work was already done.

via Twitter for iPhone

For the past two days I’ve been trying to figure out who/what I had committed to working with on Monday, solved that mystery a bit ago.

via Twitter for iPhone

Seems I’m finishing the day strong.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Well the term is social butterfly, and no one starts life as a butterfly.”

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The challenge question for the day: “Why is there a parking line through the mulch?”

via Twitter for iPhone

nytimes A hashtag —r — is aiming to break gender stereotypes in engineerinnyti.ms/1DvbG4NzX

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

HelgeKlein Published new free tool:
FileIOTest – times the duration of file IO operationhelgeklein.com/blog/2015/08/f…eq

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

gslis_help_desk Facebook will roll out a security checkup tool for desktop users soon: nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2015/08/03/fac…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

this is the project that never ends, it goes on and on my friend…

via Twitter for iPhone

Let’s make the failures bright green.

via Twitter for iPhone

@cakeis_not_alie sorry to hear that, good luck with whatever issues face you!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cakeis_not_alie

If maintaining that Pluto is a planet is allowed, can I refuse to acknowledge @KermitTheFrog’s & @RealMissPiggy’s news?

via Twitter for Mac

You know you’re tired of running out of something when you restock by buying four of them at once.

via Twitter for Mac

WhiteHouse “Ideas can come from anyone, anywhere, and they can be inspired by any kind of life experience.” -@POTUSS:go.wh.gov/DemoDaymy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Aug 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

“ain’t got no Internet” you say? twitter.com/tennessean/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone

Upgraded home PC to , required a trip thru the BIOS to finish up, but went smoothly.

via Twitter for iPhone

@UnideskCorp AMileAway Sounds good, just need my layering solution to support Windows 10 now. ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UnideskCorp

WiCySconference The 2016 Women in Cybersecurity Third Annual Conference will take place in Dallas, Texas!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@nicolibrarian don’t leave out magic eight balls! Also, I feel like this post-it is missing the “pull harder” option.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to nicolibrarian

Obviously the fling itself isn’t supported, but what does that mean for the things it touches.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

Probably one of my biggest issues with @vmwflings is exactly what’s come in in the VMFork fling discussion. Lack of clear support boundary.

via Twitter Web Client

However, being a @vmwflings, there are still some limitations. @hypervisor_fr’s replies to the original, point these out nicely.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

Very cool to see this into something end-user accessible. twitter.com/lamw/status/62…

via Twitter Web Client

props to @VMwareEducation for a much better exam/cert retirement than March’s VCAP retirements. Advance notice + new exams already in place.

via Twitter for Mac

reading @VMware documentation and quoting Weird Al lyrics.

via Twitter for iPhone

cdespinosa iMac box is a trapezoid with the front 10° out of parallel with the back. Which means that if you have 36 of them… pic.twitter.com/0IX8sZoXSO

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:07 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)