Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

June 2015

@grouchyCEO drats, saw pictures of the pool table, remembered foosball at 2.x launch, was trying to figure out something you didn’t have

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

@grouchyCEO maybe time to do some acquiring… … have you considered a pinball machine?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grouchyCEO

Missed my , maybe I blinked?

via Twitter Web Client

Hey @OReillyMedia, is there a reason @Sybex ebooks are ~$20 more purchased on your site vs other e-retailers? Is this the price of DRM Free?

via Twitter Web Client

abrightumbrella Nope, not everyone has JavaScript. Embrace progressive enhancement. ow.ly/O0Csl

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

dukeleto Next time you want to add first/last name to your form/database, stop and read this: w3.org/International/… Let’s stop that broken pattern

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

thisisdey If you system admins/ infosec professionals will read one thing today. Read this! twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

100GirlsofCode Check out this crew in the @NashvillePost Summer Magazine! pic.twitter.com/BapVP02Bq5

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Troubleshooting Windows updates is interesting to start with. Doing so over the phone with a family member adds so much to the experience.

via Twitter Web Client

@MacMike And now to cause you a ton of mental pain for the rest of the conference: twitter.com/willrad/status…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MacMike

You would of course be wrong, very very wrong.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

You’d think at some point I’d become smart enough to not restart a network interface I’m actively using for remote mgmt of something.

via Twitter Web Client

seems to be the day to collect out of office replies, think I got 5 today

via Twitter for Mac

It’s Monday, the boss isn’t here, let’s go get Chinese food for lunch.

via Twitter for iPhone

“… and there’s a warthog in the sky”

via Twitter for iPhone

benbendc Hooray! crosses 400K downloads, continuing steady climb nodexl.codeplex.com pic.twitter.com/aGsKT254LV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Jun 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Michael_EDavis Something like: kb.vmware.com/kb/2068724? I.e. yes, and very commonly right after deploying desktops (cc: @RonOglesby @iShBuu)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Michael_EDavis

From the size of response box, guessing that @MyVMUG wasn’t expecting 3 short paragraphs as answer to single survey question.

via Twitter for Mac

UnideskCorp Today’s webinar attendees questioned & @AutoCAD compatibility. @EganCompany solves this with & @Tegile bit.ly/1JYQm8b

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jun 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Got excited that my show was on tonight, then remembered the season ended last week :(

via Twitter Web Client

@iShBuu We have a statewide higher edu symposium every year, noticeable increase in Twitter usage this year.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu going to try and catch at least part of the higher edu round table one right before the hangout

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu I haven’t made that many webinars recently, so that’s slowed me down.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@UnideskCorp Is having @iShBuu and I both present an effort to make sure no one tweets anything?

via Twitter for iPhone

It may be Friday afternoon, but I probably shouldn’t sing in my office with the door open.

via Twitter for iPhone

So A) who has a million monkeys? and B) why did they give them typewriters?

via Twitter for iPhone

Lesson from this morning: cardboard box is 100% compatible with all Ethernet adapters.

via Twitter for iPhone

“This is Canada, you can’t hunt zombies here”

via Twitter for iPhone

Free performance book from @PacktPub for another 18 hours: packtpub.com/packt/offers/f….

via Twitter for Mac

Any other recommendations for things to look at? It does need to be free.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

Looking to simulate poor quality/low bandwidth network links. Trying out @fbOpenSource’s ATC facebook.github.io/augmented-traf…. Anyone with experience?

via Twitter for iPhone

“Why does my office smell like onions? There’s no ogres here”

via Twitter for iPhone

thinkgeek Everything is awesome - but this cake is especially awesome. LEGO Cake by Cupcakes by SJ: j.mp/1S30D66 pic.twitter.com/YFyUbbNGN6

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Jun 9th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

lwignall The @NVIDIAGRID vGPU App Guide for @AutodeskRevit on @vmwarehorizon is live! lnkd.in/bivphgf

via LinkedIn (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jun 9th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

pretty sure I spent more time figuring out the song I started randomly singing than I did singing it

via Twitter Web Client

“that’s what some talking head on television told me”

via Twitter for iPhone

@MindTheVirt Could also see those vendors doing bake-offs (with a common desktop config) but could see problems like: blogs.vmware.com/storage/2015/0…

via Twitter Web Client in reply to MindTheVirt

@MindTheVirt Would be an interesting question to put some of the vendors selling packaged solutions, start building a body of knowledge.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to MindTheVirt

@MindTheVirt As someone who is trying to find someone with a similar setup to compare some application benchmarks, I totally understand.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to MindTheVirt

@VMware @MyVMUG For those wanting to match existing prod env, or working on remaining v5 exam, value of advantage membership lost.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

While I like now having vSphere v6, is early to have pulled v5 products. Think @VMware and @MyVMUG could have handled better

via Twitter Web Client

seanpmassey Anyone know if the VCIX-DT exams will be available by VMworld timeframe?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Jun 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

MicrosoftPress Want to become a 2013 Power User? Check out these courses by author Scott Helmers bit.ly/1eTuCyX

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jun 5th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Stickers make home lab hosts faster right?

via Twitter Web Client

d_glynn Heads up @dell_storage peeps, MEM 1.3 / VSM 4.5 / firmware 8.0.2 all went EPA today 6.0 and goodness all round

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jun 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@LoginVSI have had good conversations with John L and James H so far. Have another call scheduled for tomorrow & waiting for trial key now.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LoginVSI

If the installer tells me to grab a cup of coffee, I have to do it right? Also, can I expense it?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

taking @LoginVSI for a spin today

via Twitter for iPhone

another day, another commute without air conditioned seats and easy located lateral files

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu @buckley_bill if it is I’ll fell the need submit more feature requests to see the artwork get updated

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

MyVMUG Version 6 is now available for ! Be sure to get your subscription today! hubs.ly/y0S9Hp0

via HubSpot (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Jun 3rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Spent the day visiting with some fellow IT admins at @MercerYou. Thanks to everyone who hosted us.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ndroftheline mine doesn’t do that unidesk.com/support/learn/… . Think I should take that up with my vendor? ;) # StillHadToGoThere

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ndroftheline

@MindTheVirt too many variables: storage, fabric, size/complexity of image/layers. Hard 4 single piece of tech to produce a consistent time.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MindTheVirt

Knieriemen “Gartner All-Flash Array Magic Quadrant: A Bad Influence” from @DeepStorageNet - ow.ly/NNnUU <-spot on!

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Jun 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

jgoldschrafe Microsoft announces intent to provide SSH support, and that the PowerShell team are now contributors to OpenSSH: blogs.msdn.com/b/looking_forw…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Jun 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

So @BitsandGuns and I have found the future, it’s a car we can’t afford.

via Twitter for iPhone

road trip rule: “we don’t push buttons labeled door or buttons adjacent to door buttons while the vehicle is in motion”

via Twitter for iPhone

Windows Summer just got an upgrade. will release worldwide on July 29, 2015: wndw.ms/hoDh6F pic.twitter.com/VaytYlCeaR

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 7:07 AM, Jun 1st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)