Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

May 2015

Grammarly You know it’s true. pic.twitter.com/jv5m9G7WIK

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:49 PM, May 30th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Today I’ve established that you can substitute a hand mixer for patience and time.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Turns out if you hold down these 12 keys, which are also the emac command for playing Tetris…”

via Twitter for iPhone

thatvirtualboy Discovered this little gem: docs.hol.vmware.com/catalog // Lets you read through @VMwareHOL guides without registering!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:36 PM, May 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

So restarting the View agent on the VM I was remotely connected to was not as good as a plan as it seemed.

via Twitter for iPhone

Time to check out some awesome from @RonOglesby!

via Twitter for iPhone

stillinbeta Seize the means of production! But seize the means of staging first, to make sure it’ll work

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 PM, May 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

sree 11 Fascinating Facts About ‘Goodnight Moon’ - by @hannahkeyser @mentalfloss mentalfloss.com/article/64005/… • ht @DVNJr pic.twitter.com/KapJnVoFHg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:36 PM, May 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

otherscottlowe Now On-Demand: ActualTech Media Flash Storage MegaCast! - enterprisestorageguide.com/flash-storage-… pic.twitter.com/jfv5quPxn0

via ESG-NextScript (retweeted on 10:01 PM, May 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

DynamicWebPaige “Age ain’t nothing but a number indicating how long you’ve been alive and how embarrassed you should be about what you haven’t accomplished”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 PM, May 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

T. Swift is my soundtrack for updating SSL certificates. Does this qualify me for advanced membership in the @SwiftOnSecurity fan club?

via Twitter for iPhone

PacktPub Grab this free ebook now and see what can do for your statistical programming needs! bit.ly/PacktDailyOffer pic.twitter.com/8MPbV5iUt2

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 3:38 PM, May 20th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@maxey2005 they’re claiming that sales are up as result. wsj.com/articles/BL-DG… Whatever that says about tech industry, it isn’t good.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maxey2005

remote learning -> remote eating -> VPN, virtual private nutrition

via Twitter for iPhone

@pluralsight any MS-SQL 2014 courses in the pipeline?

via Twitter for iPhone

@maxey2005 surely “reality” TV is something we can avoid passing along to the next generation?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maxey2005

jsnover Here is a 9 min preview demo of PowerShell DSC managing channel9.msdn.com/Series/Nano-Se…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:27 PM, May 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPad)

I thought my brain was executing: “put this someplace safe, to retrieve later”, instruction executed: “hide this so I never find it”

via Twitter for iPhone

the good news: in a random folder 1/2 full of academic papers, one of the papers was about managing bibliographic archives

via Twitter for iPhone

Ad on radio today for car you start with your smartphone. 1st thought: “Makes losing your prototype iPhone at the bar even more problematic”

via Twitter Web Client

sailorhg i want to make cs edu more inclusive, not to fill more jobs in tech but so all ppl can have the tools to build what their communities need

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, May 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Identifying irony has become so confusing, with that song and all, but surely this is it: twitter.com/flipzagging/st…

via Twitter for iPhone

@nicolibrarian If gravy drone was next on the list, I think there might be something to this.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nicolibrarian

Time to stop harming virtual machines and start a movie night.

via Twitter Web Client

Great week with Ken getting some @VMwareEducation on. Picked up a lot of knowledge on that I look forward to putting to use.

via Twitter Web Client

@RonOglesby @grouchyCEO between this and the working from the booth pre-setup pic, looks to have been a trip of roughing it.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RonOglesby

nicolibrarian Thank god for uppity women everywhere. pic.twitter.com/BJezqAERSz

via iOS (retweeted on 4:05 PM, May 12th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

started randomly singing Rocky Top, not sure what this means…

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmyConroy Those @UnideskCorp layer’s aren’t that heavy, time to get some over the mountain into Tennessee!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to JimmyConroy

Picture worth 1k words right? May just have to use @MattDierolf’s photo of @NVIDIAGRID goodness when asked VDI needs twitter.com/MattDierolf/st…

via Twitter Web Client

MicrosoftPress We have a large library of ! Browse & download them here: microsoftvirtualacademy.com/ebooks

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 4:04 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

cxi DevOps; don’t reinvent the wheel. Here borrow my template. OpSec; WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WHEEL.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:29 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

djmead Important, uncomfortable conversations that really matter are so much easier when we feel safe.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:45 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

VMwareEducation - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe pic.twitter.com/VAVSiegXVK

via Spredfast (retweeted on 12:43 PM, May 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Starting @VMwareEducation class today, vRealize Operations Manger: ICM v6.

via Twitter for iPhone

Pstansel From @CitrixCEO “If you don’t have your hands on it you don’t understand it” - truer words never spoken

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:12 AM, May 10th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

timoreilly 37 million, the number of people who used the NYC’s underfunded, overburdened, utterly essential libraries last year nyti.ms/1EQvjS2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:30 PM, May 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

moonpolysoft In a few years there’ll be enough computers in your home that getting hacked and being haunted will be functionally indistinguishable.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:26 PM, May 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@BitsandGuns it may help to know that the error message referenced something failing on the domain

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BitsandGuns

attempt to update password -> failure message -> worry about domain controllers -> resolution: non-laptop end of network cable unplugged

via Twitter for iPhone

@gunnarwb @CitrixCEO pretty sure the grade school approach of acting out for attention would be more fun. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gunnarwb

Maybe it’s just the people around me, but seems to be more excitement for this over recent previous releases. twitter.com/rspruijt/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone

vRealizeOps Creating vRealize Custom Dashboards with 3rd Party Integrations ift.tt/1AKTkpA

via IFTTT (retweeted on 11:36 AM, May 8th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Today’s lunch discussion: “Can you air drop a horse?” Re: Canadian Mountie Paratroopers.

via Twitter for iPhone

@nicolibrarian future personal goal of being a panelist?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nicolibrarian

jennydeluxe Is it just me or do the emoticons in Gmail look like adorably melted Peeps

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 PM, May 6th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@VMwareCares I figured since the notice was still there for upgrade ending May 3rd, that something might still be going on. (2/2)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to VMwareCares

@VMwareCares filed request via web interface, issue is resolved. Notice on web however, still asks to open requests via phone. (1/2)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to VMwareCares

Looks like @YoKbacon is also on stage, sorry to leave you out of the original tweet.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

Watching @HowFactory team present on the NYC live stream. Good luck, @nicolibrarian & @tracesteffen!

via Twitter for iPhone

Credit to @VMwareCares, for at least acknowledging via email that I hung up without completing my task successfully.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

I thought I had experienced all the pains associated with @VMware support, today I tried opening a ticket over the phone.

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu You at Ignite? — If you’re at the booth waiting for FedEx, I think it might be time to consider a truck.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

EMCECS May the 4th be with you! Happy  and day 1 at  pic.twitter.com/eFo65GIls9

via Sprinklr (retweeted on 12:27 PM, May 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

laserllama May The Fourth coding idea: nested java app packaging - .jar.jar files! The package manager is ‘meesa’, and you say ‘meesa want <package>’.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 PM, May 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)