Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

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February 2015

Javi We’re Never Ever Going Back to Obj-C pic.twitter.com/P4QQxETaVP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Feb 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

dbgrandi OH: “Do programmers have any specific superstitions?”

“Yeah, but we call them best practices.”

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Feb 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Installs in production environments are just so much more fun.

via Twitter for iPhone

InduKhosla Thinking of a panel in about pre-reqs for implementing Agile practices in your org. Anyone want to collaborate?

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Feb 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

xor Audubon Society has made gorgeous high res “Birds of America” scans freely available audubon.org/birds-of-ameri… pic.twitter.com/dqUlm3KFUD

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Feb 28th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Surely there’s a quicker way to list VMs protected (or not protected) by than checking service status on each one.

via Twitter for iPhone

I’ve been rather quiet this evening during tonight, but really enjoyable presentation tonight.

via Twitter for Mac

@youngtech @shawnbass @thombrown @andreleibovici @andyjmorgan if you’re going to keep stand desktop mgmt tools, stick with standard desktops

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youngtech

@youngtech @shawnbass @thombrown @andreleibovici @andyjmorgan to deliver services (fixed or mobile), in terms of time & efficiency.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youngtech

@youngtech @shawnbass @thombrown @andreleibovici @andyjmorgan no, I think there’s a mgmt advantage with tools like . Improve ability

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youngtech

@youngtech @shawnbass @thombrown @andreleibovici @andyjmorgan I’m a fan of VDI, but same methods + no save, other ways to get functionality

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youngtech

@shawnbass @thombrown @andreleibovici @andyjmorgan @youngtech if you keep same tools/suck & give up the OpEx save, what’s the point of VDI?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shawnbass

@ndroftheline @iShBuu I think the first problem is accessible host(s) with a @NVIDIAGRID card.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ndroftheline

@dnlongen @SwiftOnSecurity But wouldn’t on access also find it if ever read again?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dnlongen

hacks4pancakes Guys, I need like 200 more non-infosec respondents for my study on hacker education. If you can pass it on, thanks! hackersurvey.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Feb 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

vmwflings Batch Data Collection Tool is live! vmw.re/1FVD4IH This Fling generates & collects DCT/SVI logs on multiple Horizon View components.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Feb 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

FYI: On “Configure VRAM for 3D guests” to set video memory amount within @vmwareview the left & right arrow keys work to adjust assignment.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Ssun__nusS @dj1dabread @cheipler @iShBuu someone was having a bad day and decided not everything was awesome?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ssun__nusS

Geeked out this morning with @iShBuu discussing storage for .

via Twitter for iPhone

committed countless crimes against markup this afternoon.

via Twitter for iPhone

elearning “Did You Know” Template and Design Assets ow.ly/HYeN9 via @elearning pic.twitter.com/cS8HWFgESg

via Meet Edgar (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Feb 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Michael_EDavis Nifty RT @vBrianGraf: New Blog Post: Keeping tabs on your tabs - Name your sessions.
vtagion.com/tabs-tabs-powe…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Feb 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@alanrenouf Question was asking the possible benefits (if any) of Ansible over PowerCLI.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alanrenouf

“I’ve got color TV, HBO, & free wifi all the roadside sign accommodation features.”

via Twitter for iPhone

catehstn I look forward to the day we retire the word “ally” because we don’t need a special word for “decent human being”.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Feb 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

so today in obvious follow up questions: “what exactly is the market like for a used SSD drive?”

via Twitter for Mac

watching the rain and melt progress while singing excerpts from various 90s songs

via Twitter for iPhone

TechCrunch Microsoft officially launched the Azure Machine Learning platform tcrn.ch/1Gdasbo pic.twitter.com/GESXf5LaHA

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Feb 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ndroftheline @K8Zo @JimmyConroy @BrianTMcDonough I foresee the need for a UCP wan party, hosted on Unidesk layers.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ndroftheline

@K8Zo @JimmyConroy @BrianTMcDonough that’s what the GPU virtualization is for, gaming on demand. :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to K8Zo

will be sharing with several folks on the @tennesseetech team

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayakerscout

This @unidesk presentation from @SBCC_SoMA is rocking. Hitting a lot of the common pain points in EDU , with some great solutions.

via Twitter for iPhone

@K8Zo especially since here we don’t have enough snow to start with and it is mixed with ice

via Twitter Web Client in reply to K8Zo

@JimmyConroy @BrianTMcDonough @K8Zo sounds like a great use of the tech. Not sure I’d want to be the public face selling that internally :/

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmyConroy

@K8Zo Seems like a good way to spend part of a snow day. :)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to K8Zo

@CharlesGonzales @BitsandGuns @MacMike But overall hasn’t been bad. Have stayed warm & dry so no complaints. (2/2)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

@CharlesGonzales @BitsandGuns @MacMike I had it in my head we’d be in tomorrow, took some time for shock to wear off after the txt. (1/2)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to CharlesGonzales

@jfrappier enjoyed the presentation tonight, thanks for presenting!

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Emad_Younis We still have 30 min and @jfrappier is on slide 16 of 18, bring on more questions

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

Did @jfrappier just turn questions into a drinking game?

via Twitter for iPhone

__apf__ Lenovo confirms they ship preinstalled software that injects ads into sites including google forums.lenovo.com/t5/Lenovo-P-Y-… via @shaver

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

hey, someone had the same question I was thinking over

via Twitter for iPhone

lamw Did you know in vSphere 6 the “Inventory Service” is truly a stateless cache,no need to backup! Tags/VM Storage Policies/etc. stored in VCDB

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

vDelboy My latest blog is live. Upgrading Horizon View with Zero Downtime. blogs.vmware.com/consulting/201…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Feb 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

So if nothing else, we’ve all learned this week that @TTUPrezPhil has one serious snow dance. twitter.com/TTUPrezPhil/st…

via Twitter Web Client

@iShBuu Configured opendedup.org appliance, but wanted iSCSI and management on different interfaces.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kayakerscout

@iShBuu nope, you’re safe. Been using some of my snow/ice day time to get started on a nested homelab setup. …

via Twitter Web Client in reply to iShBuu

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow flic.kr/p/rfh8Aa

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ashedryden Atlanta: I need a couple more sponsors for our diversity in tech & gaming event. Can you help? alterconf@gmail.com

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Feb 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Plus side to these silly winter storm names, at least one VM is named for the day.

via Twitter Web Client

I know nothing about this virtual appliance, but think I’ll add a network adapter & go hacking at the interfaces file.

via Twitter Web Client

MtJulietPolice @40_Fn_9ers @PhotoNikki What we are seeing is the ice flying off beyond the distance of tailgating. A car following properly can be struck.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Feb 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

MtJulietPolice A sheet of ice flew off a car on Interstate 40 and struck the car behind. Clean the ice off your car before travel. pic.twitter.com/xVXfEzsgZx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Feb 17th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

While I can’t say we’re keeping up with the Northeast, we are having our own dose of fun. flic.kr/p/qX6gYv

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What if buying milk prevents snow fall?

via Twitter for iPhone

Finally watched (and enjoyed) The Lego Movie.

via Twitter for Mac

when all else fails, watch curling

via Twitter for iPhone

AndreasStefik Are you a professional programmer willing to participate in an empirical study? Contact my Ph.D. student Phillip uesbeck@unlv.nevada.edu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Feb 13th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

alistapart Big news! We’re starting a series of (free!) web events. The first one is 2/26 and it’s all about performance. alistapart.com/events

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Feb 11th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@chrisdhalstead sorry for slow reply, had to go back into the db. When I looked at this, I was interested in the AGENT_PENDING_EXPIRED event

via Twitter Web Client in reply to chrisdhalstead

vBrianGraf New Blog Post: Get-View Part 1: Introduction to Get-View blogs.vmware.com/PowerCLI/2015/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 PM, Feb 10th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

achievement unlocked: “see the inside of a freestyle machine”

via Twitter for iPhone

Jeremy and the art of early morning instructional design.

via Twitter for iPhone

been a while since I’ve seen this part of Cheatham county.

via Twitter for iPhone

musically started off the morning with Eye of the Tiger, this may have over sold the day just a bit.

via Twitter for iPhone

Just tried to find the Hamster Dance online. Could find the music and the original graphics, but not together.

via Twitter for iPhone

“ain’t no party like an anti-virus party”

via Twitter for iPhone

Found the odd setting that was keeping some things from working in my “new” router.

via Twitter for Mac

reason to love HigherEd IT: I’m currently trying to get a microscope camera to work with in VDI

via Twitter for iPhone

Third week in a row of making the @vBrownBag webinar, looking forward to some VVOLs!

via Twitter for iPhone

rayheffer Grab 24 Free Ebooks to Learn a New Programming Language mf.tt/BHY2t pic.twitter.com/jcNCzIlKmQ

via ManageFlitter (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Feb 4th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

vmstan Dear @VMwareEducation, if you want people to take your certifications seriously, you can’t continually change them on a whim.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Feb 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone)

@iShBuu @mattjallen The chain fed NERF gun is a load of fun, not sure it is worth $500 however. Also, easy to be the first out of darts.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to iShBuu

relay tried to eat my presentation, this did not leave me happy

via Twitter for Mac

@chuckhollis Thanks for the quick reply, will have to give that another look.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chuckhollis

Not sure what to make of this, but off to teach class with Meghan Trainor’s “Lips are Movin” stuck in my head.

via Twitter for iPhone

Anyone far enough in the VSAN documentation to know if the object count limit has been lifted?

via Twitter for iPhone

FastCoDesign This site tries to bring random music discovery back to our hyper-personalized world: f-st.co/Ja2WuzQ

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Feb 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

odannyboy “The good news is you’ll be performing at the Super Bowl. The bad news is you’ll be dressed as a beach ball.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Feb 1st, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)