Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

July 2013

Sometimes dinner with friends is the perfect way to end the day.

via Twitter for iPad

It use to be possible to install the most up-to-date version of a software package. Now you get to install a release and update it

via Twitter for iPhone

Excluding what appeared at first to be the most epic autocorrect fail ever, day was pretty normal after that.

via Twitter for Mac

Started off the day with the “you thinking what I’m thinking” dialog from Pinky & the Brain in my head.

via Twitter for Mac

Just declared cows the pre-processed form of hamburgers.

via Twitter for Mac

@ThatAndromeda Also, sorry for dropping the conversation.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThatAndromeda

@ThatAndromeda For world domination, I’m thinking it would be easier to give some pre-processed cows lasers and stuff and hope for the best.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThatAndromeda

@ThatAndromeda … The grease can be used to cut though any protective bread layers.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThatAndromeda

@ThatAndromeda … The cheese will slow down opposing patties and make them more attractive to larger predators (humans). …

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThatAndromeda

@ThatAndromeda Patty on patty action: inter cavity (like stuffed doughnut) with cheese sauce, grease, & capability to squirt said liquids. …

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ThatAndromeda

took the fact I was trying to plan lunch at 8am as a sign I should have some breakfast

via Twitter for iPhone

Upside of laundry in today’s modern world: it can be the current chore in progress and I can be relaxing with a show at the same time.

via Twitter for iPhone

I know several people who are/were spending this Saturday working. Hopefully someone managed to get out and enjoy today’s nice weather.

via Twitter for iPhone

Fixed my dryer’s start knob with some duck tape, now wondering what else needs a round of duck tape fixing.

via Twitter for iPhone

BoingBoing Autodesk makes huge trove of docs, training materials and 3D asset files available under Creative Commons dlvr.it/3hlRpd

via dlvr.it (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Jul 23rd, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hey @travelocity, sending out emails with the subject “Great Travel Fares from Nashville” twitpic.com/d469kp

via Twitpic

Anyone know how we can extend the weekend? — I’d be ok with an extra day or two.

via Twitter for iPhone

@ThatAndromeda to battle other burgers or to take over the world?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThatAndromeda

listening to some new @SaraBareilles music and updating applications

via Twitter for iPad

so how much would people pay to throw tomatoes at me?

via Twitter for iPhone

meyerweb There’s no service that will deliver a fresh-made milkshake to my house, so clearly civilization still has a ways to go.

via web (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Jul 17th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

love working with things where you have to do a ton of steps before you can even check that step one worked

via Twitter for iPhone

I clearly live an exciting life. Turn the TV on, channel is the loop of the Nashville radar & weather report.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Nepenthe187 the jolly ranchers melted waiting for @JacobIsbell to come get some.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Nepenthe187

Clearly my twitter followers lack the same appreciation of semi-chewy candy that I possess.

via Twitter for iPhone

rediscovered the chewy runts I put in my bag this morning, afternoon is looking up!

via Twitter for iPhone

Telegraph JK Rowling unmasked as author of acclamed detective novel tgr.ph/12zFpQN

via dlvr.it (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Found canned Starbucks refresher a lot less enjoyable than the fresh made ones.

via Twitter for iPad

a nice day for driving with the windows down

via Twitter for iPad

addyosmani ‘The Linux Command Line’ is a free 537 page book for brushing up your command-line and shell scripting skills.

linuxcommand.org/tlcl.php

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Jul 13th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

I may be slightly too excited to have Windows update running successfully.

via Twitter for iPhone

“It’s you and me and all of the people driving the wrong way around the Arby’s”

via Twitter for iPhone

HenryR @joe_hellerstein @justinsheehy yes, consensus between academics is one of the hardest problems in computer science :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Jul 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

Angry Birds Star Wars for iOS, free on the iTunes store.

via Twitter for Mac

Thought I was about to join the ranks of friend & family with leg/foot issues. Came out a door and missed a step.

via Twitter for iPhone

It can be hard to sustain the feeling & look of shock & terror that comes with dropping a phone while watching it tumble down the stairs

via Twitter for iPhone

does my tv programming really need to come with hashtags?

via Twitter for iPad

One day I’ll be able to update my profile pics on social media sites with the same photo. Today is not that day. New profile pic warning

via Twitter for Mac

Need to do more testing tomorrow, but all signs are this was a productive day

via Twitter for iPhone

diojenez Want Facebook papers from or anywhere else? Check out our new(ish) publications page: facebook.com/publications

via web (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jul 9th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

I get waiting till the weekend to shot your fireworks. Don’t get doing so on Monday, after a weekend between the 4th, has passed.

via Twitter for iPhone

TechCrunch With Today’s Updates, Twitter Apps Finally Sync The ‘Read’ Status Of Your Direct Messages tcrn.ch/12dx32D by @anthonyha

via 10up Publish Tweet (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jul 8th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

coloringblue “We find by losing. We hold fast by letting go. We become something new by ceasing to be something old.” - Frederick Buechner

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 5th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

@lgvelazco giving some thought to @feedafever, but still very on the fence. There seem to be several supporting apps for iOS and desktop.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lgvelazco

hopefully everyone had a wonderful and safe 4th of July.

via Twitter for iPhone

@lgvelazco figure something out? Need to get back to my RSS feeds. Had long ago ditched GR for desktop RSS reader

via web in reply to lgvelazco

@JacobIsbell well you wouldn’t be the first person to comment on it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to JacobIsbell

DameWendyDBE I think Doug would have loved the fact that he’s trending on Twitter

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Jul 3rd, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

PARCinc Sorry to hear about the passing of Doug Engelbart, a true visionary: nyti.ms/1cS3ZSU

via web (retweeted on 4:49 PM, Jul 3rd, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

@jilleduffy the mobile version of your article doesn’t display any of the text, just a large image. Was able to access full site version ok.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jilleduffy

@JacobIsbell should I take your facebook status as a hint?

via Twitter for Mac

Perhaps most importantly, does @elbrownmcne know enough songs to make good on his obligations? ?

via Twitter for Mac

… Not to mention all the people that will want to come for the music aloneon?

via Twitter for Mac

… Assuming the deal is one song per promise, this could turn into a long ceremonyre …

via Twitter for Mac

The number of times I’ve done something for @elbrownmcne on the promise of “I’ll sing at your wedding” is becoming alarming. …

via Twitter for Mac