Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

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July 29th, 2013

Excluding what appeared at first to be the most epic autocorrect fail ever, day was pretty normal after that.

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Started off the day with the “you thinking what I’m thinking” dialog from Pinky & the Brain in my head.

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Just declared cows the pre-processed form of hamburgers.

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@ThatAndromeda Also, sorry for dropping the conversation.

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@ThatAndromeda For world domination, I’m thinking it would be easier to give some pre-processed cows lasers and stuff and hope for the best.

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@ThatAndromeda … The grease can be used to cut though any protective bread layers.

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@ThatAndromeda … The cheese will slow down opposing patties and make them more attractive to larger predators (humans). …

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@ThatAndromeda Patty on patty action: inter cavity (like stuffed doughnut) with cheese sauce, grease, & capability to squirt said liquids. …

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took the fact I was trying to plan lunch at 8am as a sign I should have some breakfast

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