“Happier than a SysAdmin on patch Tuesday” #ThingsYouWillNeverHearTheGeicoMusiciansSing #fb
@Starbucks … This prevents me from completing star dash that ended yesterday. #LessThanHappy (2/2)
Hey @Starbucks used my @StarbucksCard yesterday evening, transaction shows as happening yesterday, reward shows as a today purchase… (1/2)
if you can’t tweet it shouldn’t be on a fortune cookie